Haikyuu!! Chatfic; High School Never Ends ✌️

<7> Dem New Names

Frens gc

Shoyou: guys I'm sad.

MamaCrow: wuts wrong Hinata?

Shoyou: Pewdiepie lost to T-series like how the fuck???

Noya: what

Ace: what.

Tadashi: what.

Tsukkishima: Indian do0D loose to an Amerikan d0oD?

Tobio: what nooooo

DadCrow: who's T-series and Pewdiepie?

MamaCrow: 🤷‍♀️dunno.

Noya: mom ur kidding right?

Tobio: they're like yt channels that compete each other.

Tsukkishima: whoa how DiD Yuo SudDenLy GeT SO SmArt ABouT SomeThIng

MamaCrow: Tsukkishima are you ok.

Tadashi: his keyboard got broken.

Shoyoi: wait Tsukkishima uses a flip phone too?

Tsukkishima: No YuO Idi0t Im UsiNg a ComPuTeR

Tadashi: He was making his essay when his caps lock glitched out.

DadCrow: Yamaguchi how do you know all this?

Tadashi: Im his partner in the essay assignment.

Ryuu: guuuuuuyssssss

Noya: bro are you drunk?

Ryuu: wht? Nso im just wi s my couuisin inn hisd houst *hic*
(translation: what? No I'm just with my cousin in his house*hic*)

MamaCrow: Daichi get the damn child outta there.

DadCrow: already on it.

Angel07: you guys do know that Pewdiepie still kinda won as I've heard.

Shoyou: oh.

Tobio: that's great news.

Angel07: anyway it's my fault Tanaka got drunk.

MamaCrow: kids cover your ears.

Tadashi: yes mom.

Noya: OK mom.

MamaCrow: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MAH CHILD DID YOU MAKE HIM CONFESS TO HIS MOTHER FUCKING CRUSH WITHOUT EVEN COURTING HER? AND YOU MADE HER SAY NO?????!!

Angel07: What? No. He's at his cousin's house bcuz he's celebrating for Temari. Her crush came to her house and confessed and she said yes like who the fuck would decline a hottie like her crush no offense Tanaka.

<Angel07 is offline>

Shoyou: oh.

Noya: mah bro got...

MamaCrow: skipped in line...? I guess thats the word

Tobio: oof.

Noya: mah poor poor bro.

Tsukkishima: stfu plz I'm trying to play Minecraft here.

Tadashi: oh ur keyboards fixed already.

Tsukkishima: yeah I banged my head on it and the caps lock fixed itself.

Tadashi: YOU DID WHAT. I'M COMING OVER THERE RIGHT NOW AND YOU'RE NOT STOPPING ME.

Tsukkishima: Yams I'm fine I swear.

Tadashi: YOURE NOT STOPPING ME.

Shoyou: @DadCrow is TANAKA senpai okay?

DadCrow: he's fine now.

Ryuu: 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

MamaCrow:...

Noya: bro Shimizu's still available y'know.

Ryuu: you're right bro. I'll continue on with Kiyoko!

Noya: go bro!

Shoyou: oml TANAKA senpai you change moods quick

Ryuu: ofcourse! I'm a good senpai! I won't let a heartbreak ruin my actions on our games I promise

Tsukkishima: woah ya got mature all of a sudden.

Ryuu: WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU PIECE OF SHI-

MamaCrow: AHEM AHEM AHEM

Ryuu: - SHIZZLE*
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<later>

Noya: so....

Noya changed his name to rollingthunda

rollingthunda changed Ryuu's name to Loner#1

rollingthunda changed Angel07' name to Loner#2

rollingthunda changed Shoyo's name to Shoyo Kageyama

rollingthunda changed Tobio's name to TobioHinata

rollingthunda changes Tsukkishima's name to KeiYamaguchi

rollingthunda changed Tadashi's name to TadashiTsukki

rollingthunda changed MamaCrow's name to KoushiDaichi

rollingthunda changed DadCrow's name to SawamuraSuga

Rollingthunda: my work here is done. I'm out.
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So, um the names were getting too boring and I tell you I will have a migraine remembering these guys' names. Shit why did I even change it? 😅Anyways, Tanaka will be fine you guys will see and NO i did not just ship me and Tanaka so don't ask that(cuz I'm only loyal to oiks) and yes soon enough Tanaka will be with Temari, but Spoiler alert its an angst(kinda) And I forgot to go "AHEM AHEM" on Hinata when he said fuck so sorry I forgot and that ruins Suga but I promise I'll make it up with a better chapter.
-best bitch int the world❤️✌️

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