Hell Park Au (South Park)

Chapter 1

(Sweet, sweet paradise full of demons!!)

(Maybe I should relax a bit... Oh well!!)

Damien's POV:

I walked in the underworld and hesitated to not go back to Earth for a bit.

As I walked, I looked at the view from the underworld. Im doing something cooler than you.

I felt someone was watching  behind me. As I looked behind me it was just a monster who lives just here.

I looked at the monster in a discusted way and continued to walk. I took to the different direction while the monster behind me was just going pass me.

"Thank God. I was a fucking idiot!"

I mumbled in confusion and called my friend from Earth.

Not Kenny.

But..

Clarke..

Yeah, she always summoned me because of her laziness. I always wash the dishes.

And sometimes Gregory scare the people in Earth.

She didn't even answer but, she left a message.

"Its Bee, leave a message at the button, and if this is a prank i'll ignore that. So, leave a beep anyways."

*Beep..*

"Yeah, its me. Damien. I just wanted to let you know that if you broke up with that Tall Goth kid. Your boyfriend. I guess i'll treat you a Vodka and a Bat. Just for something.
Im in the underworld so. I guess we'll have a deal."

I left the message to her and went back to Hell. I saw Pip running towards me with a smile and he was covered in blood with Gregory and Estella.

"We killed a bloody person."

"It's weak."

They threw me the dead body and the other half too. They looked at me and sigh.

We walked to the fires and I threw the dead body. and the half.

"Thanks to Pip, we also looked like canibals."

Estella grabbed her towel. And wiped her face because of the blood.

I sigh and looked at the devils talking to the other souls who just arrived.

One of the souls looked at us covered in blood. They looked confused and walked away.

The other souls just chilling at the other side of the world.  happily seeing God and angels guarding them.

"Wanna, go to the Earth for some fun?"

"Actually.. I'll stay here. I mean- other souls are here. Im too tired going to Earth because someone summoned me and gave me a chore to wash the dishes."

"What the fuck.."

"Is it.. Tweek? Or... McCormick?.. Maybe the little blood Twit who is in love with Tweek?"

"No not that!! It's just some friend from Earth. She's a mother fucking asshole. And if she broke up with that Goth Kid, i'll treat her a drink from the bar and give her a bat covered in barbed wires and fastening pins... Anyways... visit there or you'll get punished."

"Okay..."

Pip, Estella and Gregory went to Earth. While I was sitting down playing uno with the souls. Satan looked at us smiling.

"Can I join?"

"Sure."

         --Minutes later--