Funny sayings

funny sayings part one :)

1) Apple:I look like s human heart. Mango:I look like a stomach. Grapes:I look like eyes. Banana:Guys....I don't like this game.

2) That awkward moment when you wake up in the middle of the night and the hallway is suddenly the most terrifying thing in the world.

3) Roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alone (-_-)

4) me: i want to lose weight i want a flat stomach i want skinny legs i want to be thin......is that Mcdonlds?

5) "I am a ninja" "no your not" "yes i am did you see that?" "See what?" "Exactly"

6) mom:why is everything on the floor? Me:gravity mom.

7) my room is not messy everything is just on display.

Friend: so i just watched this movie where this mans wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer leaving his son physically disabled in a twisted turn of events his son is kidnapped and he has to chase the kidnappers thousands of miles with the help of a mentally ill person. Me:uhhhh what is it called again? Friend: finding nemo. Me:(0_0)

(Hey guys sorry this was short im just very tired but comment and like and i will promise to post more tomorrow bye loves)