Sero: wait Mineta, so your Bisexual?
Mineta: What? Me? Bi? What are you talking about?
Sero: well yo-
Mineta: I thought I made it clear I'm straighter than a ruler. Like really. I LOVE girls. Like seriously. I love they're boobies and they're booties.
Sero: but y-
Mineta: seriously! If I had to chose between being bi or being a homophobic straight person, I would chose being a straight homophobe. Because I'm not bi nor would I chose to be! Right Kaminari!
Kaminari, on his phone drinking Soda: yep
Sero: Kaminari-
Kaminari: gotta go babe. See you later. *kisses mineta's cheek*
Mineta: bye babe.
Sero: I'm done with the both of you.
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Kamineta Bible
FanfictionSince like y'all want to underrate the "forever alone" pair I'm just gonna write some good old fanfictions/ one shots that kinda connect together and headcanons :) Though it might be inappropriate in some chapters no smut(May change I don't know):>...
