I know it's been a while, but we felt like writing a new chapter!
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We were all sitting down, having a laugh and best of all... gossiping! And telling all our dirty litte secrets.
I don't know why they're called dirty, anyway. We're too innocent for that stuff! It's mostly just talking about boys, duh! And not even in a dirty way, how could you even assume that?!
Oh my gosh. Ayna, Regina and Maurice are drunk out of their heads!
"Where did Nemo go?" Ayna sat cross legged on the floor and looked up at Free to ask the question.
Free laughed loudly and shook her head, coming over to sit beside me.
"We'll never experience being drunk will we?"
"To embarrass ourselves like that?" And I pointed at Ayna on the floor who was now, swimming? Is she trying to swim? Oh dear goodness gracious.
"She's such a loser." Free said absentmindedly as she looked at Ayna.
"Says the one who was acting all hood rat at prom.." I chuckled quietly.
"ME?! You were the one that came out with 'down with the hood'...I mean what even is that?!"
We just laughed together before Regina came over.
"What are you two talking about?" We were about to tell her before she interrupted us again, "You know what, I don't even care. Do you like the flowers Taylor gave me? Aren't they pretty?" She brought the flowers to her nostrils to take a sniff.
"Yeah..." Free and I said in unison.
"Why did he even give you guys flowers?" Fee muttered, curiously.
"Taylor only gave me the flowers, Chris gave Maurice hers, and Tyler gave Ayna hers. But Ayna was so totally jealous of the fact that Taylor gave me the flowers instead of her. I think she may have a crush on him, but the girl should know not to mess with her friend's boyfriend; because everyone knows that's the rules of feminism..."
"Boyfriend?!" I almost choked on the word.
"Okay, maybe he's not my boyfriend yet, but he will be." Regina smirked and stroked her flowers. "Did you see the way his muscles flexed every time he drank. Oh my gosh, he's so buff."
I quickly gave Free a puzzled look and kept quiet of my thoughts.
Regina never used to like Tyler, ok. She always thought, and I quote, "such a stuck up" and "butters" which in my mental dictionary clearly defines it as signs of disgust and dislike. So she's talking crap.
"Don't you think we'll be cute together?" She asked dreamily.
"Sure.." I said..
"Perfect for each other.." Free added.
"A match made in heaven -"
"Sculpted by angels-"
Free and I laughed loudly, but Regina was too drunk to notice our sarcasm.
"I know right? I remember when you asked him out, Chloe, remember?"
That clearly killed the laughter.
"I did not!" I quickly protested.
"You so did!"
"Actually, yeah, I remember this.." Free supported Regina.
"Free! You're meant to stick by me on this one!"
"But I can't deny the truth, Chloe."
Yes, it was true. I had asked Taylor out once, but only because it was a dare! This girls, dared me to do it once, because apparently he liked me, and I kinda liked him, but you want to know what happened?
He turned me down!
That bastard turned me down. Which is a good thing, I don't know what I would have done if I was in a relationship. I'm not relationship material. I'm too awesome to handle.
But it was a dare. "A dare! Get over it guys."
"But you were so heartbroken." Regina went on.
"I was not! I couldn't have cared less."
"Whatever, we all know you liked Taylor. Too bad he never liked you back. He likes me now and you should stay the hell away from him."
Regina smiled then went off to keep Ayna away from the fishbowl and trying to catch a fish with her hands, to which she was calling Nemo.
"When did we become friends with such a betch?"
"A betch?" Free laughed. "She's a female dog alright, but she's still Regina and we love her."
As you can see, we're such loser we hardly even swear.
