'Tuna casually stared at two M&M's, one red and one blue. They laid on the floor and were a mere 3 inches apart.
He than grabbed both of them and smacked them against each other, hissing slightly.
"1 W1LL 3ND Y00UUU!" Mituna screeched, the blue M&M knocking the red one from his hand. "H4H4!"
The Captor beamed and made the blue 'body slam' the other. He froze, however, when (C/N) walked in.
Quickly, he popped the red in his mouth and made a face, tongue stuck out slightly. "1 W45N'7 F1GH71NG M&M'5!"
His arms flailed as he slowly stood, laughing nervously. "UH...WH47 8R1NG5 Y0U H3R3? 0H! Y0U W4NN4 G0 5K4T3804RD1NG?!"