I is I

Yes I is a Name

           Yes I is a name.

            During the summer, I always got this dream where I was being chased by velociraptors, and I used to be terrified of the dream while I was in it, but then one day, I realized it was a dream while still in the dream, and so I grabbed a rocket ship out of nothingness and then flew away. Raptors got on board the spaceship and broke some equipment, so we crash-landed on a random planet and they were chasing me and I got terrified of it again and forgot I was in a dream, until one day, during the dream I remembered again. 

             Then I started charging the raptors and they were both running towards each other. One swiped at I but he slid under its legs. Another lunged but I used the low gravity to jump 2 stories in the air and dodged it. I then landed on another raptor's back and I hit it in the head and shouted tag you're it! It fulfilled The Old Prophecy of the Dinosaurs, something I knew nothing about at the time.  The dinosaur felt some instinct inside of him click. Not knowing why, he bowed to what he once thought would be his prey, but he now recognized as his future master. A master with a horrible sense of naming, it seems, as that dinosaur is know known in the history books as Larry the Great of The Random Planet, The Noble Steed of I, The Before and After of Llama Kind. 

           I and his troop of velociraptors (named the Noble Llamas) discovered the remains of an ancient civilization had lived on the planet but got wiped out by the talahacktrohedron. I was exploring one of the ruins of a village while riding one of my raptor buddies when I found a voice message left from the last one to die in the civilization. 

          It said that they were part of an intergalactic system of thousands of habitable planets with life on them. They were scientists who were monitoring how the talahacktrohedron lived on different planets with different gravity. The beacon they used to communicate with other planets in the system was broken in an attack of rogue talahacktrohedrons. They had no way to communicate to get back up when the talahacktrohedrons took over. 

           With his newfound knowledge, I went on a journey across the entire planet to get to where I had learned the beacon was. Then when I finally got there, the queen talahacktrohedron was protecting it. She had eaten the rest of her species to survive for so long. There was an epic battle between I with his army of raptors and the giant monster talahacktrohedron. I won the battle, but the last of the raptors was dying in my arms. I tried to save Larry the Great of The Random Planet, The Noble Steed of I, The Before and After of Llama Kind, but to no avail. After the funeral, I activated the beacon, and a spaceship full of aliens saved I. The aliens brought I to a different planet to see their king. The king had I tell him the entire story, but he wasn't sure what to think when I said it was all a dream. 

            The alien species had not gotten in contact with Earth because they were a lot more technologically advanced than us, and if they gave us all the answers, people wouldn't accept it and would revolt. They chose instead to just watch us and reveal themselves to us when we were ready. Because I had seen all the crazy things that they had invented that we had been striving for years to figure out, I was not able to go back to Earth. Although, the king, hearing of the brave deeds of I and his army defeating the Queen talahacktrohedron, granted I a position in his court. I was an outside pair of eyes for the king, someone who could think about the Universe's problems from a different perspective than the ruler. I missed home badly and was upset that I would never see earth again. 

           I became friends with some of the people, and realized that most of them did not like this decision also. I then led a revolt against the king. There was a giant war with crazy looking aliens on both sides. When the casualties got much higher than anyone was expecting, I decided they should negotiate a truce. The result was, if someone was from a planet that was not ready for the truth on aliens, they could go home if they wanted, but they had to swear on their life that they would never tell anybody about it. Whoever agreed to this could not bring anything back to their home planet. 

            Also, there had to be another king that had to agree with any new laws that the old king tried to enact. It would be a check and balance system of government. I was chosen as that king, even though I was planning to go home. However, I had found a pet there, a chimÆra. That is an animal that can transform into any living thing. Also, I was the co-king of every civilization in the known universe. How could I leave? It was a difficult decision, but I still left for Earth. However, smuggled under his shirt as I was shot from the speed cannon towards earth, was his chimÆra. Everyone in the kingdom to this day doesn't know that I took him. 

         The crazy part is, I am I, and I don't remember waking up.