3rd Person
Reaper: Arg!! You asshole!!
Day: That's what you get Edgelord!
Reaper: Fuck you!!
Day: Do you want to die via castration?!!
Gold: *Sighs* God fucking damnit, CAN YOU IDIOTS SHUT THE FUCK UP?!
Reaper/Day: SHUT IT BANANA PIMP!!!
The two continue to bicker while Neo and Tohru sigh.
Tohru: Babe, why do they have to be so loud?
Gold: I have no idea....
Gold hugs Tohru close while Neo pouts and crosses her arms. Gold raises an eyebrow at her and she pulls out a sign.
Neo: I want Senpai to kick Reaper in the dick already!
Gold chuckles and watches the two butt heads.
Day: Why the fuck did you break the hoverboard?!
Reaper: You can create a new one, can't you?!
Day: Yeah but my arm is still fucked dipshit!!
Reaper: Then summon some fucking parts!!
Day: IT HAS A COOL DOWN BONESY!!
Reaper: THE FUCK YOU JUST CALL ME MASKY?!!
Neo just puffs her cheeks out and starts walking towards the two. Once right behind Reaper she pulls out Roman's cane and smashes it into Reaper's crotch. Said person dropping to his knees, his hands putting pressure over his dick. Day starts laughing his ass off before yelping as Neo smacks his ass and walks away, giving her hips more sway than usual.
Day: Ehhhhhh.... Ok then.
Gold: *Chuckling* Finally you two shut up.
Reaper: *Groans* Shut it piss for hair....
Gold walks up and kicks Reaper in the jaw, sending him to the floor on his side.
Reaper: Worth it...
Day: Ok are we actually gonna do something productive today instead of sitting here like dipshits?
Gold: You good? You normally never say shit like this.
Day just sits silent as a small blush appears on his face, barely visible above his half gasmask.
Reaper: *Grunts and slowly stands up* Did Neo do this to you?
Day just kicks Reaper in the knee, sending him face first into the floor.
Reaper: Ow! Bitch!
(Y/n) walks out from his room and growls at the two, smoke emitting from his collar as a black substance leaks down his eyes.
(Y/n): When the fuck WILL YOU TWO LEARN TO FUCKING COOPERATE WITH EACH OTHER?!
Reaper: NEVER SMOKEY!!
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FanfictionA man with the thirst to dish out vengeance, to burn his enemies in hellfire, a man ready to put his life on the line for others, and a man, wanting to eat chocolates and tater tots **DISCLAIMER** I'm gonna borrow a few universes and characters, and...
