(pretend the whole week went by bc friday's are superior)
jesus, finally. friday. everyone loves friday's, no school. no annoying ppl AND Saturday parties.
"i heard around that there was a party on your street tomorrow, you going?" satsuki asked. "wait where is it?" i ask bc, honestly i'm oblivious to everything.
obviously.
"i think it's at that guys house we ran into. you know the guy who complimented your tits?" oh fuck- bakugou. "BAKU- bakugou's house?! i don't think so satsuki. besides how do you even know about that we don't go to U.A" i asked. for real, how does she know?"the green haired kid in class three(gotcha bitch) brother goes there. i think his name is kami-kami..kami something i don't know but he told me his brothers friend is having a party and invited us" she said getting all excited. i don't know why, there's no way in hell im going.
"no way in hell am i going" i said calmly "WHAT- you have to, i don't want to be alone" she got cut off by that green haired kid she was talking about earlier. "hey satsuki" he said. "heyyyy....kami..." damn this bitch dumb. "kaminari" he said with a smile and a hand on his neck. "omg! yes kaminari im soooooo sorry i have like um, short term memory" what the fuck? she remembers better than me- OH she likes him. okay got it.
"no it's really not a problem. so are you going to that party i was talking about?" "omg yessss we'll totally be there, right (y/n)?" she says turning to me with a glare and a forced smile. ugh. "yeah yeah for sure" DAMMIT BITCH WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU. "great well i'll tell my brother and if he gets mad, i'll just short Circuit him" he said with a closed eye laugh.
"OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAKSISJSHSJ" satsuki just started laughing like a hyena for no reason? girl calm the fuck down it's NEVER that funny. "uh- um well i'm gonna get going- see you tomorrow" we waved and basically ran away because of satsukis weird ass.
"girl, you look dumb" i say to satsuki. because she did in fact look dumb. "what do you mean, his joke was funny" "nothings ever THAT funny unless like an old dude got like, hit by a truck" i know is my humor is fucked up. don't rub it in. "(y/n)...you need help" she said and kept walking. yeah satsuki tell me something i DONT know.
(time skip to saturday bc why NOT)
"(y/n) WHAT ABOUT THIS" currently satsuki was at your house about an hour before the party started, shoving a black dress in your face that you had bought about a month ago with no intention of wearing it. the dress was tight, but in all the right places. a low cut top, because boobies.
"satsuki i'm not wearing that. To bakugou's house? no fuckin' way." i said sternly. he won't have the luxury of seeing these girls ever again. i mean well- my thoughts got cut off by satsuki's LOUD ASS VOICE.
"oh cmon (y/n) you have to. not saying you're a prude..but you're a prude. you have to get laid sooner or later and tonight's the night!!!" she's acting like i wanna fuck him. i wouldn't be opposed but- NO (Y/N)
"satsuki you're pushing your luck" i glared at her "you're lucky enough to get me to go to this thing, but having sex...." i never really thought about that type of thing. not saying i'm innocent but it never crossed my mind.
satsuki shoved the dress in my lap with a pair of red heels. "you're getting laid tonight and that's fucking final. hurry up and get dressed so we can go. Oh and i have to do your hair. CHOP CHOP HOE" who does this bitch think she is? "okay okay i'm going just stop YELLING-"
(time skip to the man of the hour's house)
we walked into bakugou's house and already the smell of booze was filling my nose at an alarming rate. led lights bouncing off the walls. blasting music filling the house. 'nba youngboy. really katsuki?"
"(Y/N) THIS IS CRAZY. OH LOOK HOT GUYS. SHIT THEY GO TO SCHOOL WITH KAMINARI'S BROTHER C'MON" 'wtf did she even say i can barely hear her' i thought. as we walked over to the group of boys, and thank the lord the music was quiet over there. for them to be the same age DAMN these boys are hot.
satsuki being the chatterbox she is, just disregards their conversation and starts chatting up a storm.
"heyyyy guys. i'm satsuki ushijima and THIS is (y/n) (l/n). what about you guys?" damn starting off strong. a guy with bright red spiky hair speaks up. "well hello pretty ladies" he said looking us up and down. "my name's ejirou kirishima" he points to himself then to two guys. one with mid length black hair and another with blond hair with a black thunderbolt on one side."and those two are denki kaminari" the blond raises his hand. "and hanta sero" the. the black haired one raised his had. "what brings you two here" he asked with a smirk.
"well my friend here knows the dude who lives here" satsuki said adjusting her top so you would be able to see her boobs more. girl i-👁👄👁. anyways. kirishima looked at you slightly suprised. "oh you know bakugou?" he asked. "u-uh yeah i-i do." WHY AM I NERVOUS BRUH WHAT-
"awe look she's stuttering" he stepped DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO YOU. he leans down to your ear to we're you can feel his breath on your ear. "are you nervous?" he said seductively. jesus the color of red that your face was. almost as red as his hair. "u-uh no. i've been here like a million times" you said pushing him back. 'jesus what's wrong with me'
"wow little lady's been here before huh?" he said stepping back. "AYO BAKUGOU GET OVER HERE" he yelled. 'WHAT NO WAIT NONONO- too late' "what shitty hair" bakugo said. "you know these fine ladies?" oh he's testing it. "what the fuc-" he suddenly stopped. he looked at satsuki then you. stopping to take in your appearance. the a smirk formed on his face. "yeah i know the one with the nice tits" GOD DAMMIT. you stood there wide eyed not being able to move. you know what they say, third times a FUCKING charm.
"which one?" kirishima says. wait- man what💀💀 "the one in the black dress you idiot" we said slightly annoyed. "ohhhhhhhhhhh-okay. hey satsuki, how about we get outta here hm?" ALREADY WE GOT HERE LIKE 20 MINUTES AGO- "yes most definitely!! (y/n) are you gonna be good here?" she says already linked by the arm with kirishima. "yeah i guess" you said obviously irritated. "great. okay i'll call you later" she said and left with a wink.
"well then" bakugou said making your head turn to face him. "why don't we head upstairs?" oh. shit.
it's bout to go down.
"so they just forgot about us huh" sero said. "yep" the blond replied.
a/n
y'all i'm so sorry for not updating i've just been really busy but here's your crumbs😗 and as (y/n) thought. it's bout to go down. have your holy water prepared.
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