Rex X Reader Scenarios

Drinking habits

Rex loves to drink. He somehow can hold his liquor more then you think.

The guy can go up to 10 beers to get drunk. 5 to get him a little tipsy.

How much does he drink?

> A lot. Sometimes for breakfast but mainly dinner.

> He doesn't drink everyday but he likes to keep track of how much alcohol he has.

Why?

> His main reason is to be "Manly" He wants to be tough and the only way to show it is by drinking. (And being cool.)

> His REAL reason is to just forget about everything. He just wants comfort.

However it is rare for him to even get drunk.

Before you and him became a thing, he drank more then he should've.

--------------Drunk lines--------------

He likes to change words cause he thinks it's funny.

> "I am an amazing masturbator! Hehe I can build all sorts of stuff!"

> "You can't change your past buttttttt you can change your outfit!"

> "Does anyone know the time? Cause I gotta vomit."

And of course you can't forget the terrible flirting.

> "Are you death? Cause you can take my soul."

>"Wanna see my ketchup bottle?"

> "What if we were the same fruit? Hot~"