It was the first day of school and Eddie was excited to see his friends and hopefully meet someone that would become more than friends. He walked to school but as he was walking he saw the loser's club.
"Hey!" said Eddie as he jogged up to them.
"yolo asf," Richie replied.
"Eddie we have something to tell u...," Stan started.
Eddie was more confused than the whole world. "What do you mean staniel???"
Bill sucker punched Eddie in the face putting him into a coma. Eddie woke up 3 seconds later.
"we decided we hate u because your stupid shorts aren't cuffed enough goodbye forever," Mike screamed.
Eddie cried for 7 months and ate cans of frozen tomatoes until one day when he was walking to no where in particular he saw pennywise.
"vibe check," pennywise whispered as he snuck up behind Edward and bit him in the ass.
Eddie cried out in pain and rolled down a hill into a lake of water. But it wasn't just any water..
it was ~~~𝓰𝓻𝓮𝔂 𝔀𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻~~~
Eddie gasped and threw up into the water because the stench was so bad he threw up in the water where he threw up.
"that was pretty hot," said the grey water.
"you think so??" replied Edwardoe.
"yes."
"oh"
They stared at each other until Eddie started to cry again.
"do not cry I don't like tears they are salty and smell like feet"
"k" said edgar.
Eddie and grey water went to school the next day with some very big news. It was going to be hard to say to the other inferiors but grey water assured enchilada it was be ok. if not he would eat them.
"we are getting married!!" exclaimed educational Eddie.
Beverley spontaneously combusted and everyone cheered.
"can I join" said mr. keen.
"ofc you can bb" smiled Eddie.
they went to Alabama and got married but left mr. keen in the sewers because he kept sniffing people.
"we have a surprise" said eddston at his wedding.
"omg rly what is it" said ben.
"ur mom" said Richie.
"Richie is right" eddeniel said smirking a wide smirk.
339849 Sonias came and sat on the guests as they screamed.
"what a very good day I will never forget this"
"you're right mate this was a banger of a wedding innit pip pip cheerio" said Harry Styles.
then Eddie and grey water flew into the sunset and became one with the sun.
~𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓮𝓷𝓭~
notes
I hate that I ever wrote this I'm sorry also I don't own any of the characters I don't wanna get sued over greddie. my twitter is 1980kasp btw anyways stan greddie for clear skin
