3 Days

Gay Or Italian?

PLEASE READ MY NOTE
So I decided to give you guys an early Christmas present, and write this. And if you don't celebrate Christmas... well here's a present for ya! Okay so you might hate me because this isn't an actual update but I found this hilarious. It's this song called gay or European from a musical. Of course I switched the lyrics around a bit, and had so much fun writing it XD. If you haven't seen it then look it up on youtube. There's also a Attack on Titan version if any of you are fans of it like me! I asked you guys to read this cuz it would make no sense if you skipped this. ~~~~~~~~~~~
Jason: There, right there! Look at that pale well-tended skin, look at the killer shape he's in, look at that stubble free chin. Oh please, he's totally gay!

Percy: I'm not about to celebrate, every trait could indicate, a totally straight expatriate. This guy's not gay I say, not gay!

All(the campers):That is the elephant in the room, well is it relevant to assume that a boy who brings forth doom, is automatically radically fey?

Piper: But look at his coiffed and crispy locks, look at his silk translucent socks.

Hazel: There's the eternal paradox, look what we're seein'.

Frank: What are we seein'?

Hazel: Is he gay-

Jason & Piper: Of course he's gay!

Hazel: Or Italian!

All: Ohhhh...

All: Gay or Italian? It's hard to guarantee. Is he gay or Italian? *everyone looks at Percy*

Percy: Well hey don't look at me!

Hazel: You see, they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign parts. They play peculiar sports-

All: In shiny shirts, and tiny shorts! Gay or foreign fella? The answer could take weeks! They both say things like ciao bella, while they kiss you on both cheeks.

Calypso: Oh please, gay.

All: Gay or Italian? So many shades of gray!

Leo: Depending on what time of day, the Italian go either way.

All: Is he gay or Italian or-

Thalia: There, right there! Look at that condescending smirk, seen it on every guy at camp, that is a metro hetero jerk, the guy's not gay, I say no way!

All: That's the elephant in the room. Well is it relevant to presume. That a hottie in that costume is-

Piper: Automatically radically-

Jason: Ironically chronically-

Leo: Certainly flirtingly-

Frank: Genetically medically-

All: Gay, officially gay, swishily gay, gay, gay, gay-

Nico: *smiles at Reyna*

All: *everyone slams fists on tables and facepalms* DAMN IT!

All: Gay or Italian?

Percy: So stylish and relaxed.

All: Is he gay or Italian?

Calypso: I think his chest is waxed.

Hazel: But they bring their boys up different there, it's culturally diverse. It's not a fashion curse-

All: If he wears a kilt, or bears a purse. Gay or just exotic? I still can't crack the code.

Jason: Yeah his accent is hypnotic-

Piper: But his shoes are pointy toed.

All: Huh. Gay or Italian? So many shades of gray.

Reyna: But if he turns out straight I'm free at eight on Saturday!

All: Is he gay or Italian? Gay or Italian? Gay or Itali-

Annabeth: Wait a minute! Give me a chance to crack this guy, I have an idea I'd like to try.

Percy: The floor is yours.

Annabeth: So Mr.DiAngelo this alleged affair with Miss Reyna has been going on for...

Nico: Two weeks.

Annabeth: An your first name again is...?

Nico: Nico

Annabeth: And your boyfriends name is...?

Nico: Will.

All: *gasps*

Nico: *coughs loudly* I-I'm sorry, I misunderstood! You said boyfriend, I thought you said best friend! Will is my... best friend.

Will: *angrily takes of sunglasses* You bastard! *throws jacket onto ground* You lying bastard! That's it! I'm not covering for you anymore! Peoples I have a big announcement!

Will: This boy is gay AND Italian!

All: Whoa!

Will: And neither is a disgrace.

All: Oh!

Will: *turns to Nico* you've gotta stop your being a completely closet case!

All: Oh!

Will: It's me not her he's seeing! No matter what he says! He never, ever, ever, swings the other way!

Will: You are so gay, you big parfait, you flaming, one-man cabaret!

Nico: I'm straight!

Will: You were not yesterday. So if I may, I'm proud to say; he's gay!

All: And Itailian!

Will: He's gay!

All: And Italian!

Will: He's GAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!

All: And Italian, and gay!

Nico: FINE OKAY I'M GAY!

All: Hooray!!!!! *group hugs Nico all at once while rainbow streamers and glitter flies everywhere*

Nico: I hate you all.

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PLEASE DONT KILL ME. I know that was stupid but I just thought it was too funny XD. Yeah I'm an idiot, and it took about three hours to write because I had to make sure I got this perfect. If you see any typos (besides the ones that are obviously on purpose) then please tell me! Also tell me what your guys thoughts were on this. I'm curious.