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What is wrong with us

Jenny woke up thinking today would be a normal day. She got out of bed and got ready for the day. She threw her yellow hair into a loose ponytail. And put her favorite tie dye t-shirt with some jean shorts and her knee high uggs. She slid her scrambled eggs off of her plate and into her backpack, and headed out the door. She then skirted her way to school on her scooter. Unfortunately, on the way to school, her geometry teacher snatched her weave and Jenny got yeeted off of her scooter. As she got yeeted off her scooter her ankles broke and then she started crying. So, she dragged herself to school like a slug. Then all of a sudden it started raining and Jenny got soaked. There Jenny was, a wet slug on her school's steps, when she ran into Michael Jordan. Michael then walked up to her and slam dunked her into a basketball net, breaking her neck during the process. "My neck is a god!" She yelled at Michael, then proceeded to eat his knee caps. Then she started to grow into a puddle of tomato sauce and crawled to her classroom. She then saw your mom. And then Jenny came and attacked your mom's ankles and knee caps until they were dust. Jenny then snorted your mom's knee caps and ankles like cocaine. Then she slithered down the hall like a snake and screeched like a donkey. Mickey Mouse then stopped her, "You wanna throw hands?" He said. So she then started roasting the crap out of Mickey until he was burnt like a crisp. She had set the school on fire during her roast. And then she blasted herself into space and out of the milky way chocolate bar. Her head promptly exploded. And she floated into tomorrow with no existence.