Adrian | Stella
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
Um I don't know?
Pork chop!
Seriously?
What do you call a comedian who can't sit down?
Why can't he sit down?
A stand up comedian!
Why do you do this?
What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?
I'm lactose intolerant
Nacho cheese!
Do you have a death wish?
What do you call a dinosaur fart?
Did dinosaurs even have the ability to fart…
A blast from the past!
Oh my fucking God
What do you call alien eggs?
Wait! Eggstra-terrestrials!
See I knew you'd get around. Now weren't they hilarious?
Yeah I guess it was kinda funny
Of course it was! I did my research!
You know I would've teased you because of that sentence but since your jokes were kinda funny, I'm gonna let you off the hook
Adrian?
And he left me on read. Well I guess I had it coming
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Author's Note
Hey, this was pretty fun to write and I hope you enjoyed it :)
Also did you see the change from him and her in the beginning?
On a side note, what's the last song you heard? Mine was 'Talk is overrated' by Jeremy Zucker.
Peace!
~Sky
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