RIAWBS: Aphrodité, the Goddess

Prologue

Prologue

"Aphrodité?" I keep hearing the same name countless times.

Am I dead? I should be dead right? The last thing I remember is my car crashing into the street light.

I slowly opened my eyes. At first, it was all blurry. I can only see silhouettes. A lot of silhouettes.

"Aphrodité, glad you're awake!"

I tried to sit as I shake my head.

Ugh! My head hurts like shit!

After a few more blinks, my sight is improving. Slowly, I'm getting to see clearly of my surroundings. That's just when I noticed a lot of ladies surrounding me— others have different facial expressions like disgusted, cold or blank, concern, happiness, and relief. Mind you, they are all beautiful.

Is this really a heaven?

But, I don't remember doing something good in my life so why am I here if this is really a heaven?

Oh, whatever.

The important thing here is women! I'm surrounded by pretty women! It feels like they are members of my harem you know!

I chuckled when I noticed that they are all naked.

WHAT A VERY BEAUTIFUL SIGHT!

You must take note that all of them got the perfect curves at the right places, niggas!

I roamed my eyes on my surroundings and it seems like we're in some kind of hot spring.

"Aphrodité, are you okay?" I was so excited that I forgot that they're talking to me.

Wait—what?

What the hell?!

"M-me?!" I stuttered while pointing my middle finger at my chest and that's also where I noticed that I had touched a very soft thing.

I looked at where my finger is touching and I saw a pair of boobs. What the hell?! BOOBS?

I GOT BOOBS?!

The one who kept calling me that familiar name showed a concerned face then, one of the ladies that glared at me spoke.

"Of course. Who else is Aphrodité here? Dumbass bitch."

She murmured the last line but, what did she say?! Me? Dumbass? Bitch? Fuckin' hell?!

"Look whoever-you-are, if there is a dumbass bitch here, it's definitely not me!" I defended.

"Then who?" Another asked with a hint of sarcasm.

Seriously, who is this beautiful fuckers?!

"Maybe it's her," I said while I pointed a random lady's direction.

"Or her," I pointed miss whoever-you-are.

"Or you." And moved my index finger at her.

Gasps filled my ear.

Seriously, girls? Is this the only thing you can do?!

"Did she really call Athena, a dumbass bitch?"

"Yeah. I think she has another title: the goddess of stupidity."

"I agree with that. As expected of her. She got nothing but her looks. Tsk!"

She was about to retaliate when another girl spoke.

"Alright, you should stop this nonsense battle of your pride. Let's just continue our bath."

As soon as she said that, everyone except the girl who showed me concern left and went back to their businesses.

"Are you really okay, Aprodité? Do you want me to call Aceso?"

Who the fuck is Aceso?!

As if she noticed my confusion, she elaborates on her question.

"What I mean is do you want to get checked by Aceso? She's the goddess of healing, remember?"

"Wait! Wait! Wait! You know all of you are getting in my nerves ever since I woke up. Why do you keep calling me, Aphro—what? And... And why do I have boobs?" I even touched my private part to feel if my birdy is still attached. When I haven't felt it, I looked at it only to be shocked.

"And I even have a fuckin' vagina?! Freakin' what?!"

She sighed and started to talk.

"It's Aphrodité. Don't tell me you forgot your name, my dear goddess of sexual love and beauty? And of course, you've got those because you're a lady just like us."

"Wait, where is this place?" I asked.

"Did you forgot? We're in Mount Olympus." She asked as if it was obvious at the same time weird.

Triple HELL?!

I slapped her as the sound echoed, all of the noise suddenly stopped and all of them looked at us. No, they looked at me.

"Does it hurt?" I asked her.

"O-of course." She said as she bit her lips. She's probably trying to hold her tears.

"So this is not a dream," I concluded.

Well, dream or not, might as well I enjoy it.

I immediately apologize to her and asked for her name.

"I'm Harmonia, the goddess of Harmony. Ares and your's daughter."

Ugh! How I hate greek mythology and its' ultra-thick history!!!