I'll update it every time I write one, which I'm assuming isn't going to be often
Cover art isn't mine btw
There's cursing and probably other stuff so
Idk honestly enjoy tho ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
A/N So I was reading some good ol bowers gang fanfics and I found one little slip that made me wanna recreate it with more detail so heere it is
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All credit goes to original writer ^^^
With that in mind, here's this story
This tall dumb motherfucker though it was gonna be fun and safe to ride off of his roof in a fucking shopping cart. "Patrick Hockstetter this has got to be one of your stupidest ideas yet!" You yelled up to him. "She's right, you know," Victor agreed. You and Vic were on the ground, while Henry and Belch were on the roof holding Patrick in the cart. "Can somebody call an ambulance?" I say, worried that he may, I don't know, die? "What? There's no need for that, I'll be fine!" Patrick tried to reassure me, but I knew better. "On it," I heard Victor pull out his phone and call 911. "You're going to regret this, you know," I tried one last time to convince him to get down, but he wouldn't comply. "Uh-huh, I know kitten, now boys, let me go!" Patrick exclaimed as Henry and Belch let go of the cart and sent him flying off of the roof. It was a pretty hilarious sight, to be honest. Patrick flying through the air, his expression changing from cocky and arrogant to horrified in an instant was a wonderful thing to see. He and the cart hit the hard pavement of his driveway with an alarming snap. Patrick shrieked in pain as he fell out of the cart and crumpled to the ground. Even though I knew this was going to happen, I still was extremely worried and ran to his side. "Patrick! Babe are you okay?" I asked, scared to touch him if maybe he was hurt. "Yeah... I'm f-fine," he said, barely able to speak. Henry and Belch climbed down off the roof to see if he was alright. Soon after, the ambulance pulled up next to the driveway followed by cop cars. Paramedics jumped out, grabbed Patrick, put him on a stretcher, and carried him into the van. ( A/N is this how an ambulance works? I'm just assuming since I've never been in a situation that called for one so if this isn't how it goes I'm sorry) Two cops got out of one of the cars. I could sense Henry stiffening up behind me, getting more nervous every second. We all knew he had some sort of irrational fear of cops, because of his dad of course. In the few moments he actually talked about his home life, he had told us about how his dad had been severely abusing him, and we convinced him to contact CPS. He did and finally got his dad arrested. (A/N His mom is still alive/with him) "Hello boys," He said in an annoyed tone. He noticed me and his attitude changed, "and girls." "Hi, officer," I spoke up. "So, can you tell me what was going on here? Was he bullying you and got what he deserved?" The officer smirked at me. "What? No. I'm with them," I gesture toward the boys, "And he's my boyfriend," I gesture toward the ambulance that had just started up its engine and was getting ready to head to the hospital. "Oh," The officer cleared his throat, "well then, could you tell me what happened, then?" "Sure," I started, "Patrick, the one in the ambulance, got the bright idea to ride off of his roof in a shopping cart." "I... I see," The officer seemed amused, "Boys, am I right?" I chuckled, "Haha yeah, I don't get 'em sometimes" "Alright, well if you guys want to, we can give you all a ride to the hospital to wait for your friend," He offered. "Yeah, that'd be great, thanks," I said as we split up (Me and Vic in one car, and Henry and Belch in the other) and headed over to the hospital "You know," I thought once we got into the car, "You're so dumb, but I still love you."
Sorry if this sucks, I was just goin with the flow ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 703 words
