Kwazii x reader

Chapter two:

     ~time skip to three years later~

Y/N POV:

You get out of your car and look at the beautiful fast food parking lot full of birds and lots of trash. "This would be a great place for a date" you think to yourself. As you stare at the gorgeous dumpsters you notice someone walking out of the restaurant. You couldn't believe your eyes as you saw who it was. "KWAZII" You yell as her runs up to you. "Y/N it's been a while hasn't it" kwazii says with a smile. You  guys talk for a while, You find out that kwazii is 58 you are only 9 but age differences don't matter in your world. "I love you kwazii" you say as you look him in the eyes". :I... I live you too" he says and kisses you.

~time skip to your date~

It was almost time for kwazii to pick you up for your date. You quickly put on a giant hotdog costume and put your hair up so it looks like one of the troll dolls. You put the brightest neon yellow lipstick you could find on and put on brown and dark green eyeshadow. You don't have much time left so instead of blush you use ketchup. You hear a vehicle pull into the driveway. Ypu run down the stairs and throw on your favorite plastic princess shoes on. They are for kids but it dosent matter your only 9 anyway. You walk outside to see a large white van infront of your house kwazii steps out of it, he was wearing very short jean shorts and a white and black checkered crop top. Along with large hoop earrings and long dark blue acrylic nails, he was eating a bag of hot cheetos. "You look great" you say. "You look even better" he smirks. You two get into the van. He quickly removes the free candy sign from it and tells someone in the back to stop screaming, seemed pretty normal to you. "Where are we going?" You ask. "You'll see" he replies and speeds the van up. You can see bright flashing lights from outside your window. You can also hear very loud sirens and people screaming "give us the children now" but he tells you it's just his favorite song. After what feels like forever you get out of the van with him. You look around to see a nice dark forest. "This place is nice" You say while still looking around. Kwazii dosent say anything for a while. After a few hours of sitting in silence and staring at the ground you guys get back in the van and drive back home. "That was nice: Kwazii says with a wink, "we should go on another date something, what do you think Y/N?" He says. "I would love to" you reply cheerfully. The can finally pulls into your driveway and you get out. You say goodbye and go inside and fall asleep. You dream of your next date, you hope he takes you somewhere just as nice maybe an abandoned alleyway or the dump full of amazing trash just like Kaitlin Bennett. Just kidding nobody wants to look at her or thinks she's amazing.

(I'm sorry to the people that like kaitlin Bennett, I doubt theres actually people that like her I'm not actually that sorry for that homophobic ho.)