Peter: I screwed up!
Bruce: what did you do?
Peter: I got stabbed!
Peter: for real!
Bruce: what do you want me to do?
Peter: how do I stitch it up
Bruce: first you clean the wound...
***time skip to after***
Bruce:.. and you done
Bruce: why where you stabbed in the first place?
Peter: I was on a walk and got mugged
Bruce: you're going to be the death of me
Peter: I have a question
Bruce: what?
Peter: can I add someone?
Bruce: sure who?
Peter: 😏
Peter added Caw Caw
Caw Caw: Caw caw I is here!
Bruce: nnnoooo! Why him! Out of everyone why!
Caw Caw: rood
Peter: why not him?
Bruce: because he's the worst of everyone
Peter: hey who what's to play a game?
Caw Caw: is it... you know
Bruce: ?
Peter: no
Caw Caw: ):
Peter: it's called two trues and a lie
Peter: and you have to guess which is a lie
Caw Caw: this is going to be fun
Bruce: fine
Peter: yay! I'll go first
Peter: I've jumped off a building, I'm an orphan, I've never been on a plane before
Caw Caw: easy the first one
Bruce: agreed
Peter: wrong! I have been on a plane!
Caw Caw: you jumped off a building!
Peter: on the first floor!
Caw Caw: oh, that makes sense now
Peter: you're turn Caw Caw!
Caw Caw: I've been to a different continent, I hate spiders, I love churros
Bruce: number two
Peter: one
Caw Caw: Bruce is right
Peter: ):
Caw Caw: you're turn Bruce
Bruce: I was chased by the police, I'm a doctor, I'm allergic to cats
Caw Caw: one
Peter: one
Bruce: wrong, number three
Caw Caw: your turn Peter
Peter: no it's yours
?: I think it's mine
Peter, Caw Caw, Bruce: who are you?!
?: do you really think I wouldn't find out about this
?: call me Nat
Caw Caw: oh it's just you
Nat: just me?
Caw Caw: is it?
Nat: yes
Bruce: good
Nat: so who is this Peter?
Peter: Hi I'm Peter, I'm 15 and never learned how to read
Caw Caw: lol
Bruce: ?
Nat: I'm not going to question it
Nat: I suggest that you go to bed
Caw Caw: yes scary russian lady
Bruce: ok
Peter: yes scary Russian lady
YOU ARE READING
Wrong number? Right number.
FanfictionPeter broke his phone well SMing and gets a new one, he accidentally typed the wrong number, so when he try texting MJ it was not her.
