Jungkook x reader - Texting Jungkook

"im a 69 year old man"

(a/n: before we start, these numbers are random, don't bother calling them cuz i have no idea who they are 🤣)
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New message from 827-929-0282

unknown:
well i say, did it hurt?

jennie:
when you fell from heaven?

unknown:
no silly

when you fell from the vending machine? cos you a snack 😏

jennie:
i-

unknown:

jennie:
                                      your army????

unknown:
you could say that i guess-

jennie:
lsksdkks same!

whose your bias? mine is jungkook 🥰

unknown:
oh uh- mines jimin..

jennie:
omg- he's my bias wrecker agagagagagag

so..

unknown:
so..-

jennie:
what was it with the horrific pick up line a second ago

unknown:
heyyyy, wdym hOrrIfiC 😤

my pick up lines are fAntASTiC 😔👊🏻

jennie:
yup keep dreaming

unknown:
aNywaYs i put in a rAndom number and a human is here!

like bro i don't even know u..- u could be a dude for all i know 💀

jennie:
and what's wrong with being a dude???

unknown:
it's a bit embarrassing to be sending pick up lines to a guy don't u think?

jennie:
bruh-💀

it's embarrassing to be sending pick up lines to ANYONE you don't know 😂

unknown:
bRo no it's not :(

jennie:
first of all i'm not ur brO and yEs it is😚

unknown:
ugh fine

your not a dude tho right??

jennie:
aish- NO i'm a 69 year old man

unknown:
i don't know how to respond to that-

nO wait- yes. yes i do know how to respond to that-

unknown:

jennie:
aish- you pabo, i'm not a 69 year old man

i'm jennie and i'm 20, nice to meet u stranger

unknown:
well hola jennie.. you could call me uh- kook, and i'm 22

jennie:
ekekrkekrkrn 🥺🥺 kook, like jungkook- that's so cute

jennie changed 'unknown' to 'kook😌👊🏻'

well at least your not some creepy dude who's gonna ask me for nudes or something

kook😌👊🏻:
hmmm sure 😏

jennie:
bRo nO

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a/n

ayooo!!! new story this time it's jungkook eheh.

imma try to complete this one bc yk i'm not good at writing n shi 😌✌🏻

ruby :)