Horton had found a speck. he picked up the speck and gave it a peck. why, it made such terrible noise, he knew listening to it was a terrible choice.
he leaned in, readied his ears, preparing to hears, and the jew shouted with delight "Happy Hanukkah!"
Horton then replied, "oh shit that was tight"
Horton chuckled and did with a smile, took out an ar-15 and shot the jew dead. happy hanukkah was what the jew said.
