Karin: *opens the door to team Mitsuki villa* "Hey! We're here."
Yachiyo: "You two have to help pay for the damages! You literally burnt the place down!"
Rena: "it wasn't us! It was Mitama-"
Yachiyo: "Mitama's not my concern." *she sighed* you're both being charged 1,000¥ each for this so you have to find a way to pay it off."
Tsuruno: "You can get a job at Banbanzai if that helps!"
Rena: "Ugh! No way am I working at that
Karin: "I-is this a bad time-"
Alina: *barges in* "you guys can deal with your financial problems later. We have asks and dares to do."
Iroha: "okay lets start."
Yachiyo: "um that makes me uncomfortable-"
Karin: "what why?"
Tsuruno: "Cause Yachiyo's an adult and the rest of us are minors."
Karin: "oh."
Yachiyo: *sigh* "lets just get this over with."Yachiyo: *to Iroha* "Are you french? Because Eiffel for you."
Iroha: "oh geez that reminded me of the Candle dream thing."
Yachiyo: "I know."
Karin: "what candle thing?"
Momoko: "we're not so sure either. But apparently the two of them traveled in their dreams to 18th century France? And then became holy maidens and saved the world?"
Alina: "sounds complicated."Yachiyo: *to Tsuruno* "Are you from Tennessee-"
Tsuruno: "No I'm from Japan."
Yachiyo: "-cause you're the only ten I see... I don't know how to respond to that."
Tsuruno: "WAIT."
Yachiyo: "what-"
Tsuruno: "DID YOU JUST CALL ME A 10/10 AND NOT A 5/10!?"
Yachiyo: "yeah why!?"
Tsuruno: *tearing up* "FINALLY A PERFECT SCORE."
Rena: "You do realize it was just a pickup line and not a food rating right?"
Tsuruno: "NO ONE ELSE NEEDS TO KNOW THAT!!"Yachiyo: *to Felicia* "If you were a stake you'd be well done."
Felicia: "STAKE- WHERE!?" *bouncing up and down like an excited child*
Sana: "there is no stake Felicia..."
Felicia: "awww boooo."
Yachiyo: *chuckle* "how about we have some tonight for dinner?"
Felicia: "yay!"Yachiyo: *to Sana* "Are you a cat? Because I'm Feline a connection between us."
Sana: *flustered* "o-oh. No ones ever said something like that to me before I don't know how to react."
Felicia: "I could do better then that."
Sana: "what'd you say Felicia?"
Felicia: "uh... Nothin'."Yachiyo: *to Momoko* "even if there wasn't gravity on earth. I'd still fall for you."
Momoko: "where is she getting all these pickup lines from?"
Kaede: *shrug* "I don't know."
Alina: "she's reading them off of Google, I can see her looking at her phone."
Momoko: "oh."Yachiyo: *to Rena* "I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together."
Rena: "now that I think about it. Would the person that dared her to do this even count pickup lines as flirting?"
Karin: "I have no idea."Yachiyo: *to Kaede* "Roses are red, Violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?"
Kaede: "oh that could be fun! We could have a sleepover and you can see my garden and meet-"
Rena: "no one wants to look at plants and meet your smelly animals."
Kaede: "how dare you! Gardening is phone and my pets are not smelly!"
Momoko: "hey hey! Take it easy this has already gone on long enough and we still have a lot more stuff to do."
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FanfictionKarin: "Hi! Karin Misono here And I'll be hosting this ask and dare blog along with my cohost Alina Gray!" Alina: "Cohost? You are you calling Cohost you idiota!" Karin: "S-sorry Alina-Senpai. Anyway! Be sure to ask and dare the characters below: I...