I don't have any ides and I felt like I should update so.. Here's something to keep you busy!
Remus at the cash register with a packet of deodorant: what flavour does this come in? It doesn't say.
Cashier: flavour? Do you mean Scent?
Remus: no? You smell your food before you eat it?! Weirdo.
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Patton: if I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?
Logan: *Microsoft noises*
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Virgil with Janus dancing: somebody come get her! She's dancing like a stripper (aye)! Somebody-
Roman: -once told me the world was gonna roll-
Patton: -in' they hatin'!
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Remus to janus: date me?
Janus: self destruct in 3.... 2.... 1
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Fanders: roceit! :D
Thomas uploading the new video: Die
Fanders: unholy screeching
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Virgil: can you see us as more than friends?
Roman: of course! In the imagination you can be whatever you want to be!
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Remus: hey, Logan. Tell me a random fact.
Logan: geese have a row of teeth on their tongues.
Remus: kinky.
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Patton: 'sleepy' is a much cuter word than 'tired'! We should use 'sleepy' more often!
Virgil: I'm sleepy of Janus being a bitch all the time.
Remy: somebody call?
Patton: No, we said 'sleepy', not sleep.
Remy: Virgil said bitch. That's why I'm here, girl.
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Logan: *makes tea for roman but puts salt in it*
Roman: *drinks tea*
Logan's mine: soon he'll be sufferi-
Roman: *drinks all the tea*
Logan: didn't it taste bitter?
Roman: it did. I just didn't want to hurt your feelings.
Logan: *Microsoft noises*
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Virgil: its the inside that counts.
Janus: example?
Virgil: The fridge.
Janus: fair point.
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Remus: Did it hurt?
Roman: what hurt?
Remus: when you fell from heaven *hint hint, wink, wink*
Roman:
Roman: ARE YOU CALLING ME A DEMON?!
(5 minutes later)
Virgil: And the body was never found.
Remus: I'm still alive-
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Virgil: *wears grey instead of black*
Patton: improvement.
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Janus: so, how are you?
Remus: I stole a dog. Its in my room.
Janus: what-
Roman from remus' room: I'M NOT A DOG!
Remus: my mistake. A cat.
That's all for now, should I do more incorrect quotes? And do you people have any ideas for Oneshots because I'm having a writers block-
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Roman And Remus Oneshots
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