[YTTD/KGS] crackfics!!

"ITS 3AM IN THE MORNING."

(this was inspired by a fanfic I read earlier so widhwjdh)
Shin's POV
So I was just minding my own business, pulling an all nighter. (no I will not sleep)
It was about 12am -ish??? I was listening to some audio books while lying on my bed then I suddenly hear a screech from what I think the "doll's dorm room" I never knew why they called it the doll's dorm rooms because they're human. ...unless?? 👀👀
okay no messing around.
I stood up and checked the corridor, AAAAAA-
lmao sike
it was empty but I could've sworn I heard a screa-
"AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"
I screamed
"OH MY GOD SHIN IM GLAD YOU'RE AWAKE"
It took me a good few seconds to process who that was cause for the pass few minutes I've been listening to the monotone voice of an audio book.
it was miss sara
"M-Miss Sara?? Why are you awake..at ..this time.."
I tried to make myself as understandable as possible
"I heard a scream while I was getting some milk in the kitchen, I was with Joe and Gin but they're hiding in Joe's room just Incase."
Sara explained to me
"incase what? and why did you go alone?? Isn't it better staying in groups in situations like these?? I mean let's hope it's not that serious"
I reassured
"I lost at Rock Paper Scissors against Joe,and it looked like he was scared"
Sara looked like she was trying to hold back a laugh, but seriously, at this time???
Someone might've died!!
"Miss Sara, this isn't the time for jokes. We have to look for Q-Taro or Keiji, because I won't be any useful, due to my strengt... lets just look for them."
nope. I'm not gonna say I'm weak even though I know I already am
"strength?? oh why, are you scaaaared???"
sARA I swEAR-
"oh my god not n-"
"aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!"
Sara squealed after she heard another scream and I was just closing my ears out of annoyance
geez how loud does this girl even scream
"Miss Sar-"
she disappeared
just like that
Poof!!
oh god oh no, I was nervous but I managed to put my thoughts together.
I think-

-12:56am-
It's been about 30 minutes before miss sara died- I meant disappeared
I'd hate to admit it but I think I'm actually getting creeped out
heck, I AM scared
I'm just gonna walk to the doll's dorm rooms to check
alone or not I'm really curious

-1:04am-
The walk to the dorms were far, how big even is this building???-
I keep on hearing screams and screeches but I think they're halluci-
wait wtf.
I see a door to what looks like hiyori's dorm
it's wide open,
I'm not going in. exploring was a bad idea-
sHIN GET IT TOGETHER- YOU'RE FRIENDS MIGHT BE IN THERE
theyre not my friends lol
Well they are. Now get in.
You can't make me
Yes I can
No you ca-

I was infront of the door

dang it.
I guess I really have to go in now huh.
It was dark, the bedroom was clean, the pillows arranged, the blankets and covers unwrinkled and it even looked like no one ever used it. Is Hiyori that much of a clean freak? Who cares about him now I'm going in
"Miss Sara...? Gin...?..Joe..? Are you guys here...?"
no reply-
okay this is really freaky I'm gonna go back to my bed and listen to part 2 of my book, yeah and I'm gonna turn on my air conditioning despite my bills getting bigger, yeah and I'm gonna eat some nice warm soup
okay just get out of the roo-

...

"HIIIII SHHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!"
SWEET MOTHER OF MINECRAFT STORY MODE-
"w....wHAAAHUH?!?!?!? W-WHO ARE YOU WHAT DO YOU WANT-"
I panicked, I refuse to recognize the voice I'm just gonna run away!!
"nope you're not going anywhere"
M I S S  S A R A ?
she locked the door she locked the damn door
"m-miss sara?! hiyori?? gin?? joe?? you guys too?? I thought you were hiding!!"
I am a man with few words

what in the actual hell

"shin you naive little rat"
"shut up seaweed hair"
"meow!! that's my nickname for him woof!! copycat!! meow!!"
I was really really confused.
not because I called him seaweed hair, I never played along with his dumb nickname games..

...well I did in high school but it's not relevant right now

"this is what you get for beating me at my favorite game!"
Sara pouted
ohhhh that-
"It was just a game. miss sara. you didn't have to sCARE THE LIVING HELL OUT OF ME, DID YOU KNOW I NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK!!"
I screamed louder than the first scream I heard this morning
"SHUT UP SHIN!!!!!!"
I think that was reko who said that?? I really have no idea my brain's just processing the situation
oKaY sO-
hiyori, miss sara, gin, maybe and joe pranked me because I won at uno the other day

nice way to start the day isn't it?
It's 3am-
okay time for bed

bellyflops onto the floor

"uhh...is he dead?"
"I don't know he kept silent right after you told him! damn it sara!"
"I thought reko was the one who- BUT- hey you were the one who started the prank joE!!"
"meow he's just sleeping, woof."
"hey where'd midori go?"
"oh god"
"guys.."
"WHERES SHIN?"

midori threw shin out of his room and to shin's dorm room and disappeared into the void
the end.

haha nice I made a crackfic

you can leave now

see y'all next chapter

lol bye??

srsly

there's nothing to see here

insisting huh?

oh wait you have to end the book to leave-
ah okay srsly see y'all!!