Never thought I could walk in fire

Coming late to class..

It's already 7:30am and my class starts at exactly 7:OOam.

Teacher: (Roll Call for attendance)

Bla Bla blaaaa blaaaa......

-Santiago

-Samosa

-Sehor

-Silvania

-Solamillo

and Mr.Solis??

Me:Ma'am!! hurriedly shouting Present Ma'am!!!(exhausted as I enter the classrom)..

Teacher: (Shocked)Why are you late?You break the rule of the University.When is your first subject starts?

Me: Exactly 7am ma'am. :))))

30 minutes preparation for my hair ma'am.Sorry,I can't help it !

(my classmates are laughing at me hahahahahaha)..

Teacher: Pssst! Class!! and you! Mr.Solis!Next time I'll mark you absent! Violating the rule in coming late to class for two times will be considered as an absent! I warned you.

Me: Okay ma'am.Thank you!

(The checking of attendace continues..
While me busy talking with my bestfriend).

Me: Dude!mom caught me doing the usual thing we do. It was very awkward.

Philip: Whuuuut?Fvck ya! XD

that's hell dude... How was it?

Was it  cool?

Me: You Crazy? I discontinue it and I might let it stiff on the other day.

Philip: That's quite embarrassing dude huh?hahaha

Me: Yeah! I can't even look at my mom's eyes.

(Me and Philip chuckles hhihihi..).

Teacher: Hey!Mr.Solis and Mr.Guevarra

the main door is widely open for you

to continue your conversation outside!

(we silently chuckled and begged for pardon)..

Teacher: To begin with our lesson last time,Who can recall what we

discussed ?

(Me and Philip continued our conversation, and our teacher caught us talking).

Teacher: Yes!Mr.Guevarra,Stand up!

Philip:Ma'am?what?.. XD

Teacher:See?You are out of your mind!Mentally absent !What about you Mr.Solis?

Me:As what I heard while we were talking a while ago...XD

(My classmates are laughing)..

Teacher: Mr.Solis!! Answer my question.

Me: Okay! The lesson that we discussed last meeting was all about the 10 Principles of Economics.

Teacher:(not satisfied)So?What are those 10 Principles?

Me: The 10 principles of economics that we will replicate here are the following.

1.People face trade off

2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9. and lastly 10.Society faces a short-run tradeoff between inflation and unemployment.

(my classmates were clapping and cheering at me).

Teacher: Amazing Mr.Solis :)))

(I was the Batch Valedictorian during my Elementary and  High School years.I always join extra curricular activities , I remain humble in everything. I don't study my lessons and even copy lectures,and my teachers were really surprised because I always hit the highest score in our class
and the bell rings..Kringgg..Kringg)..!!

Teacher: You are dismissed!!

Philip: Heyy!Dude! You're really my best friend !

Me: Shut up. XD hahaha

Nose ranger hahaha :D

Philip: The issue is.Sinetch Itey his mom caught him doing the masturbation inside his room?

Me:Hey! Nose ranger..Shut up! You're reminding me of that! fvck ya! XD

Philip: Whatever! XD

So?Shall I treat you for your goal ??

Me: If you insist XD.Nothing will going  to change,it's either you treat me or not.

I still have to name you NOSERANGER!

hahahahahahah

Philip: Not funny.Tsk Mr.Ejaculation!

hahaha

Me: Hurry..I'm craving for Chicken sandwich and an icecapades!

Philip: Okay! Let's go ..XD

(Philip by the way is my male dude/intimate friend.His complete name is Philip Jon Mabuti Guevarra 17yrs.old.We'd became classmates since Primary,Secondary and until now.AB-English isn't his choiced,He dreamed to be an engineer.He chose to be in my course because he wants to be with me,Infinity.We are very closed with each other and we are considering ourselves as brothers,He was a consistent Salutatorian when we were in elementary and  high school.He also joins lots of activities that I used to engaged.Okay let me state the fact,He's not that intelligent but he has the brain , he's not just using it.I always feed him the answers and it's nothing to me.For me it's okay because his my fake brother but a real bestfriend.A friend who is always there for me through ups and downs)..