How Enoch and Horace Met

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In the loop, Enoch's old one was infested by hollows and wights and everybody was killed except him bcs he hid in the basement which was the most hidden room in the house. That's why he stays in the basement in Miss P's house too, children. Yes, thank me later. Or in the comments, bcs I love reading what you guys say!!!

Anyway. Enoch was really really closed off and never said anything unless Miss P was teaching him English. And Enoch isn't an easy learner. He's done mispronounced leopard five times and she's had enough. She don't know he's tryna mess with her and it's working, to his delight. So she gets Horace to come in and help and Enoch pulls the same shit, and Horace is slowly catching on and together they just start messing with Miss P and the woman don't know until Horace starts laughing. Damn, can those two keep a straight face. She is so mad she attempts to chase two hysterically laughing boys through the house and then she turns into a bird and they hide in Horace's room, laughing so they can't breathe. And everyone who witnessed it is so surprised bcs d a m n t h o s e  t w o  f u c k e r s  c a n R U N.

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