Mischievous Mercenaries ( tf2 oneshots and headcannons )

Oneshot- Duct tape

Spy looked up from his resting place confused as to why the light would not shine through. Upon closer inspection he gasped, as across the windows was duct tape.
"Ugh, when I find Scout he is so dead!"

-2 hours earlier-

"Yo guys look!"
It had been mostly stormy throughout the day and finally the clouds had cleared, leaving Scout the perfect moment to pull his most genius prank.
"You know what this means!?"
"You'll finally go outside and leave us alone for vonce?" Medic sighed. Scout was not at all pleased with German's retorhical comment and didn't want him wasting valuable prank time. Scout dashed to his room and grabbed his supplies, as quick as he grabbed the supplies he bolted out the door leaving a most displeased Medic.
The young merc looked around to see if Spy was lurking around attempting to ruin the fun (ignoring the part where he would've gotten in trouble). Then he began, taping all around Spy's precious, and more importantly, expensive car, making sure there was no gaps showing the cars original form. What Scout failed to notice was that Spy was napping in said car, as the Frenchman didn't want anything to happen to his car he always napped in it to make sure no one stole it, or at least so he knew where it was in the event that is was stolen.
Slowly roll after roll, the car was being sealed shut with it's owner inside. Once there was no gaps left Scout decided it was good enough, and went back inside to congratulate himself with a can of as he would put it 'well deserved' bonk.

-Present-

Spy sighed as he slid back into the seat, failing once more at escaping. He only had a few options left and he most certainly did not want to use them as it would not only hurt him physically but socially as well, and he didn't want his suave reputation ruined because of the whiny Boston boy locking him in his own car.
Spy looked around the car for anything he could potentially use. Of course, he found one of his spare knives. He let it be for the moment as he tried to budge the door open, even a little. After some effort he managed to open the door enough so that a small bit of tape was exposed. He grabbed the knife and slashed at the exposed tape, it split. After a process of trying to cut himself free, he did it. He swung open the door and stomped twords the base.

"Alright, do ya think I should be suave, which would be more difficult or super kind, which would be me simping." Scout asked a quite annoyed German.
"Scout for zhe last time, I'm not going to help you ask out Miss Pauling. End of story." Before Scout could even think of a clever comeback, Spy barged into the room and marched up to Scout, then proceeded to choke him.
"NEVER LOCK ME IN MY CAR AGAIN." Spy shouted at the younger man.
"Wait. YOU WERE IN THE CAR?!" Scout asked surprised.
"YES, YOU IMBISIL!"
"Ok, zis is officially herr Scout's best prank." Medic snarkly commented.

537 goddamn words!
I hate my self for congratulating over those ROOKIE numbers.
Anywho, sorry for being dead I kinda got obsessed with Heathers ; ^ ; luv y'all ♡