"stupid Freaking parents, make me go to a stupid freaking boarding school" i mumble to myself. "what was that". Asked my stupid freaking principle. What were my parents thinking. The are sending me to a stupid freaking boarding school because that want me to sensible to have manners.Pfft. Me.. Dakota Cole-brook. Sensible.. My Parents must be on drugs
OK. So i am going to tel you the story of how i came to be in the principles office of my new boarding school. It all started at about 3rd period. I was running around the class room in English like normal. "DAKOTA SIT DOWN NOW!!" Yells my teacher. "ugh.. Nope" i say smartly.I walk out of the room and down eh hall. I club my way up the stairs to the Science & Computer rooms. I Walk to the PE staff room. Right next to it is the equipment room. I Grab a baseball; bat. I start running down the hall bashing in every window i could see screaming "JOSH HUTCHERSON IS THE MOST SEXIEST MAN ALIVE!!". i run down stairs and bash the walls and windows on the bottom floor, still screaming.
I run into the playground and up to the boys toilets. I walk into the toilets to see a boy peeing. I walk over. Pull up his pants and say "keep it in your pants" i smirk.I grab my bat swing it around my right shoulder and bust a pipe. Water goes every where. I walk across the way and over to the girls. I walk in and i can hear a girl in the toilet. I bash down the Doro. she jumps up and quickly pulls up her skirt.
That's another thing i go to the principle for. I m supposed to wear the stupid ass skirts but i wear skinny jeans and a leather jacket instead. I grab the bat and shove it down a toilet and flush. Water spurts out like a fountain. I walk out of the toilet and walk up to the gym. I rummage through my bag and find a lighter and smoke and a deodorant can. I light the smoke. I hole the lighter in front of the can i paray it and this cool fires comes out. I see the principle and a PE teacher coming up to get me. I run down to the bottom oval and sit in the corner. I grab a book and bunch it up into a ball. I spray it all over with the can and set it alight. I throw it and jump the fence. I quickly bolt to the front of the school. I can smell the smoke from my fire. I smirk. I walk back into my class and sit down. No one is there so i start to right what is on the board.
The principle walks in. "hey David, How the wife and little Johnny". I have spent most of my time with the principle this year,... we know each others life stories. "good good, to my office". We walk down the hall."stupid Freaking parents, make me go to a stupid freaking boarding school" i mumble to myself. "what was that". Asked my stupid freaking principle. "nothing" i say with a smile.
He calls my mother and father. They come in and i get the same talk but this time its different. "your going to boarding school. We have had enoguhgt.You take time out of mine and your fathers day so ewe can sort this out you are going to.." i cant say the next words without gagging."Crystal Academy"
We get home and i get to the stairs i hear my mother. "GET PACKING!" she screams.I strum up to my room. I grab a big bag and start packing. I pack some Josh Hutcherson Poster And Some black Veil Brides in as well. I throw my bag down the stairs. I run down after it and pick it up. "LETS MOVE OLD LADY.... I Hate Cha" i scream... i jump in the car and so does my mum.
Mum drives all night to get me to my Nans. She lives down the road from the school."hello Dear" I just death stare her. I walk down the hall to the spare room. I put my stuff on my bed and go to the bathroom. I take a look at myself. My fringe is swished across my face and my hair is in a braid.
I rummage through my bag. Uh ha. I found it. My iphone 4S. I See i have 3 new messages from my best friend. Zayn. "where ate you ... i miss ya" was the first one. the second was. "don't ignore me" and the 3rd was " I AM REALLY WORRIED WHERE THE EFF ARE YA?!?". I start to laugh. Gay Prick. How pussy has i got since i left a day ago. I hit the message button. "dude, its OK i am alive Going to stupid crystal academy and i am at my nans ATM calm the fudge down". I click send. I plug my head phones in and click on Blood On The Dance floor - Ima Monster. I lay down and hear my phone buzz. Its Zayn. "OMG really, can i come and say good bye before you leave". Does he really care about me that much. Before i can reply my nan comes in and says its time for dinner. I press pause on my phone. I walk down the hall and drop my head phones on the floor. I get to the dinner table. I eat my dinner and start to text Zayn back. "phone away" my nan says. "i said PUT THE PHONE AWAY!" oh shit.. my nan is pissed now.. i am not gunna back down because she wants me to. I stand up and walk up the hall. I text Zayn. "Yeah, come visit me ... need a friend.". I get into my room and go straight into the bathroom. I fix up my hair.
20 minutes later there is a knock at my window. I see Zayn's handsome face standing there. I run over and open the window and pretty much drag him inside. "Hello" he says. I jump on him and wrap my arms around his neck and my legs around his waist. "i missed you" i whisper. He looks at me, we sit on my bed and i tell him what i did. Zayn wasn't as big of a bad ass os me but he has done his share of suspensions.He laughs. So do i. I fall into his lap. I look up to see his beautiful green eyes. I smile. I Sit up. I grab his face with my hands and pull him in for a kiss but my Nan barges in and tell him to get out. "NAN!" i scream. Zayn is just about to go when i pull him for a kiss. Its deep. He pulls away and smiles and jumps out the window. My nan goes over and locks the window. "I HATE YOU!!" i scream. I grab my phone and lock myself in the bathroom. I end up falling asleep.
