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Jim walked into work a bit upset. When Pam saw him she smiled at him. Jim faked smiled at her and then quickly frowned. "UGH stop looking at me Pamela I hate you" he said in his head. He sat at his desk and quickly smiled when he saw the beautiful Dwight.

Dwight: stop looking at me ugly

Jim giggled as Dwight insulted him. "He's so hot" Jim said in his head.

Jim: oh Dwight... I've noticed you threw away the bobble head Angela gave you.

Dwight: yeah. She was cheating on Andy with me but Andy ran me over with his car so now I'm not sleeping with her anymore. Now leave me alone mr phat forehead

Jim:Yasssss that means hes single now I have a chance to flirt with him!! Um oops I didn't mean to say that out loud

Pam looked up from her desk.

Pam: what?

Jim: ummmm I was thinking about a dream I had about Ed sheeran and Ed helms

Pam: oh ok

Andy:......wait what

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