Comedy (oc stuff)

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[Birds tweeting as the sun rises]

[In the gang's house..]

Virus and card arguing for 'Who's the smartest'

C: weell, I am very smart!
V: NO YOUR NOT CARD

*virus pushes card on de floor*

C: oOf
V: YOUR A FOOOL YOUR A FOOL LIKE EVERYONE ELSE CARD!
C: you may be smart...
C: B U T  I HAVE A  G U N

*shoots but misses*

Both: ...

*beeeeeeep*

[Voodoo and starman3 stuck in a room]

*star cries in the corner*
*voodoo trying to break the door open*

Star: IT'S nO uSe, *sniff* wEre gOnNa dIe.
Voodoo: No wEre nOt yOu dUmbaSs, I gOt a pLaN
Star: and what plan do you h a v e?
Voodoo: well, I-

*virus kicks down door*

Virus: I left my phone in here

*grabs phone and leaves*

Star: Smooth,
Voodoo: shut up...

*beeeeeep*

Card:

t h a t ' s

a l l

f o l k s-

Virus: who you talking to?
Card: no one...
Voodoo: were gonna get him therapy someday...



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