After a long day of trekking through various Ontario museums and tourist sites, Fiona and Jeremy were chillaxing on a bench in the Ontario Museum of Surreal Memes. They were currently admiring a deep fried clip of half naked men using each other's bodies as crossbows.
Truly, the La Pieta of our era.
BRRIING! BRRIING!
Fiona glanced down at her brriinging cellphone with a slight frown upon her face.
Oh, its David. I wonder what he wants with me.
Then she remembered.
Heck no! I'm not answering at all after what he did with Alina in that bathroom! Ew!
"What's wrong? You look like you just saw a deep fried image of Jeff the Killer."
"I mean...my bro David just called. He was the one who did the very inappropriate action in the bathroom with my friend."
"Bruh. What happened to 'Bros before Hoes?'"
"Yeah, I know."
The phone rung again.
"Ugh, do you think I should answer?"
"If you want to."
"I guess I will," she sighed
Fiona answered the phone, feeling mildly sweaty and somewhat embarassed to be answering her phone during such a classy activity.
"Hello Dave?"
Sickly mumbling, coughing, and gasping filled the reciever, along with the odd sounds of clicks, beeps, and background mumuring.
"Dave? What's going on?"
A yell and a crash and a scream was heard distantly from the end of the reciever, curling Fiona's toes.
"Dave? Alina? Dave! ALINA?!"
The reciever went silent, and then a moment later, the phone hung up.
After several pregnant seconds, Jeremy cut in, swallowing thickly.
"W-What happened?"
"I'm not sure. Something tried to kill Alina and Davie. Something about geese and religion. And then he told me to water something. There was too many noises to really be able to understand them."
"Did he tell you where they were?"
"No, but they're definitely somewhere with lots of people and machinery."
"Huh."
"It sounded like they might be in trouble where they are. It sounded like Alina was screaming after something crashed, and then they hung up."
"We need to go."
And thus they went, speedwalking throught the maze of pepe pictures, tiktok clips and drake format memes, bursting through the door to greet the warm noontime sun outside.
