Hypnosis Mic x Reader Oneshots!

Mine! (Jealous Dice Arisugawa x Reader)

"YAAAWN...hmph"

Your sweet slumber was bitterly interrupted as you yawned to issue the crushing weight on your entire body and the chocked meows of your cat, Cuddles. This wasn't the first time, and neither will it be the last,

"Ugh...Dice, you asshole, get off me and Cuddles"

You addressed your boyfriend while trying to pull your lovely (Cat/Color) cat from under him, who was sleeping on top of your chest too.

But all you got as a reply were a series of loud snores and more choked meows.

'Damn Dice and his jealousy issues...he probably slept on me just to crush Cuddles...'

You thought while remembering all the times Dice would throw away your cat's food and kick him while you "weren't looking". You tried pushing the over sized gambler off you, but he didn't move an inch,

'Last resort time it is then'

You thought while glancing over to your bed stand's drawer, opening it, and pulling a spray bottle full of water from it as an evil grin took place on your face,

"One"

You nudged Dice, no response, just snores,

"Two"

You poked his cheek, once again, snores,

"Three and that's all you get"

You maliciously giggled before setting the sprayer's tip on concentrated and started spraying the water at Dice,

"Pew Pew Pew!"

"HISSSSSS! I-I'M UP I'M UP!"

You laughed and sprayed some more water at Dice, who just like your cat, stood on all fours and hissed while frowning,

"CUT IT OUT HISSSS"

"Ahaha! Alright alright!"

You giggled and Dice pouted before cuddles shook his body to dry out his fur,

"Hehe! Aww! How cute!"

You then reached your hand out and started petting Cuddles with the biggest smile on your face, the cat purred and nuzzled into the palm of your hand, making you laugh and pet it even more, Dice watched all this with a fire burning in his eyes,

'This cat...he gets too much attention...he's been stealing her away from me from the moment I came to live here...grrrr...son of a bitch'

Dice completely ignored the fact that he called a CAT bitch and decided it was enough, so he did the same as Cuddles by violently shaking his head to dry off his hair, craving your attention, but he got non. He glared with jealousy being shot as sharp daggers at the cat you loved oh so very much.

A minute later, Dice finally snapped at Cuddles hogging all the attention and jumped to action, no, most literally jumped. This failure of a gambler pounced onto you and hugged you close to his chest while kicking poor Cuddles off the bed without you noticing,

"AHHHH! BABBBBBE! I'M HUUUUNGRYYYYY"

'Hehe...fuckin bastard, she's all mine!'

"D-DICE! GET OFF ME AND I'LL MAKE YOU BREAKFAST!"

"YAY~"

Dice hopped off you and purposefully kicked the cat again while snickering. You got out of bed, stretched, changed into your day clothes and brushed your hair, all the while as Dice held his growling stomach and pouted while whimpering,