theme song play
Riker: All right
Rocky: And the diaper is on
Riker: Beautiful 17 minutes we beat our old record by 37 minutes
Rocky/Riker: Baby wipe
Rocky: Hold it I'm about to make a quanturn leap in diaper theory
Riker: Go with it go with it
Rocky: If we triple the diapers we get three times the protection but we change her one third as often
Riker: Loving it loving it we get two diapers and Hayley Tanner come on down
Rocky: The other way to go is to tie a hefty bag around her waist that way we'd only have to change her on trash day
Riker: Jr Jammy time Ha
Rocky: It's you
Riker: All right we go we put the leg in like so simply uh we tie like this very nice
Rocky: Wow snagging a plan I suggest something else we go with the lovely two peice ensemble from baby Almani
Riker: Using your head using your head all right here you go
Rocky: Oh yuppie baby
Riker: Oh this is great
Mark: Ok I got the girls
Rocky/Riker: TADA
Mark: Gentleman Tarzan who was raised in the jungle by apes went to bed in better shape then that baby
Riker: Big deal you're about a guy who wore diapers his entire life
Mark: I really appreciate the effort but I'll take it from here
Riker: Oh yeah now that all the work is done good night Hayley
Rocky: Imatating a baby Good night Uncle Jesse next time you see me I'll have a big surprise for you I don't care how many diapers I have on Ha Ha Ha ha Ha
Mark: Give me my kid oh you really are a good sport
Jonne'a: Hi Uncle Riker
Riker: How are you doing kid?
Jonne'a: What happened to my room?
Riker: It's pretty cool huh? look at this I hung Elvis up here
Jonne'a: Over my bunnies?
Riker: Jonne'a your bunnies are very pink
Jonne'a: My mom made these bunnies just for me don't you like them?
Riker: These bunnies I love these bunnies I'm sure Elvis had bunnies hanging all over Graceland
Mark: Ok riddle time what had brown hair purple PJ's and is way past their bedtime?
Jonne'a: Um Elvis?
Rocky: Jonne'a the sandman express is coming all aboard
Jonne'a: HO HO
Riker: You see that? Any of your ape friends do that for Tarzan?
Rocky: Next stop Jonne'a's bed
Jonne'a: Thank you sandman express
Rocky: And the sandman express runs every night
Rydel: If I get on now you'll drop me off at the nearest hotel?
Mark: Ok let's say goodnight
Riker: Alright goodnight JR babies
Jonne'a: Uncle Riker tell us a bedtime story
YOU ARE READING
Full House my version
HumorA widowed broadcaster raises his three daughters with assistance from his rock'n'roll brother in law Riker and his madcap best friend Rocky this a story about sports broadcaster-turned-morning talk show-host. Mark Tanner and his three little girls...
