OBAMA X HILLARY X TRUMP

Chapter 1: Brownful lust

It was a normal day at teh white house. Trump was filing more tacxes (as the president should) when soudenly his doon slamm open.

Hillary: Oh trump i cant believe we ve been married for 4 years and 20 months (hee hee).

Trump: yes deer i love you... :)

Hillarey:n your'e the only man ive have every love.

Trumpo: Yes dear i feel the same way

Hillry: lol :)

Then sudnlenly the phone ring.

Obama: hello hillery and trumpe happy 4 years and 20 anversery

Trumpo: ah thank you my favorite 44th president of the america

Hillary: oh i am so glad you remembered :)

Obama: I am obama, i am obama. i am barack obama. im Dwayne the Barack Johnson, i am dwayne, i am dwayne. i am Dwayne the Barack Johnson. i am obama. i am barackkkkkkk oooooobama. im obama bin ladin. i am an obamanation. i am obama and i care, i am obama care. i am obama, i am obama. i- I am obama, i am obama, oooobama, oooooooooooobama. obama? obama. i am obama. i am osama, i am Barack osama. i am obama. obama? obama. i am THE obama. obamaaaaaa? obamaaaaa. i am Dwayne. i am dwayne. i am obama, Donald Trump is not fit to leade. he is not fit to lead i am oobama, i am ombanana. ooooobama. vroom this is uuuuuuuh pog champ. follow my twitch twitch.tv/obama i play the epic games. obamamamamamamamam. i obanana i am o. bama. obama? obama. i am barackkkkkkkkkkk obama i am o bama obama

Obama:Allow me to read an excerpt from a poem iv written for this momentous occasioun

Trumep: ok

Obama:I am stupid

Nobody would every say

I have a talint for words

I was ment to be great

That is rong

I am a failure

obama-

Trimp: Thankm you oba, this reminded me of the time peter from famly guy turned into pickle

Hank Hill(or as the media knows her Hillary Trump): Yes i remember the dayye we saw that episode together it was the day of our weddningn.

Hillary reminises about the day of her and her husmbands wedding where they crucified Bill Clinton for being not cool xd and also

Hillary: ah the good ol days

obamaL: im obmamba

trumpe; we noe obam

They all shared a hearty chuckle

Obama: anyway that is all i kalld for bey trup and hillaryu :)

Hilary: ok i must go and file more sttates

Trumpe: k

Obama hangs upe the fone and Hillary leaves to go file the apers but in reality she was gooing to secs her true love obma!?!??!?!?!

Obam:oh hilary

Hilary: oh obmama

Obama:oh hilary

hilary: oh obmaa

o : oh hillary you r teeth i love to syuck them they're there grime i love it

Celery: mm yes i lova your hot boy nut your spunky man milk your creamy white frosting your hot yur lait( fence for milk haha)

Goofy; Fuck

Obama: oh gofy yor humor never gets old :)

Krillery: yea i loved you in the ,ovie The moofy govie in 1995 stariing Jason Marsden as Goppy,

doofie: *fuck dies*

But then suddenly theyer door slames hopen as the great president donald dumpk stants before thme with a vexxing look pn his face

Trump: I flet a dsiturbence, it was as if goof has died

A look of shock and teror crossis his glorius face

Trumplet donal:(in obama voice) wha- what the fuck what the fuck is this what the fuck what the fuck Fuck fuck oh oh my what the fuck what the shit oh what

Markiplier: YOU SHUT YOU SHU- YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SHUT... THE FUCK... UP

Obama: problem>? Le epic troll face

Hiltlary: t-trimp i didnt know you had power of the yedi

Obama: trump i-i idn't mean two secs ur wife trunk

Torumpudes: ウォット・アー・ノット・ポグ・チャンプ

Hilary: please trump i am wholesome 100 keanu shungus please giv me anothere chance.

Trump: *naena es* no hilryu no hablos engles.

Tripet leaves to his white house and crys

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