The group of humans and animals leaded by the cutest and carziest man alive who will bring food and havoc in the school and possibel the entire world has begun. This group is known with the name of cooking club. You could ask if Kumagawa can cook. Well, hw isn't some chief, but in the the time he was by himself he learned to cook to, you know, live.
Now at the begining he was giving a speech. Maybe he is just the vice-president, but he is more calificated to give a speech. The time when he was the president of a school with a beast woman, the leader of a class of total nutjobs, the vice-president president of a school full of abnormals and the leader of a group of kids selected by an impartial non-human entity who tried to kill him first gived him the experienace needed.
Kumagawa:[Cooking is not just food. Cooking is feeling. It's about of giving your entire persona on a plate. Persona 4 was my favorite. Now, maybe I don't have much feelings. But what the hell, I'll fake some and put them there.]
Ranka:Yeaaaah!
It looks like he had the public for him. That's good. He was bullshiting the most part.
Kumagawa:[Now, show me those fellings.]
Ranka/???:Yes sir!
The three were looking at the new person who appeared out of nowhere. The koala Komori Yukari.
Kumagawa:[So you have gone out of hiding.]
Of course he knows she was there. After some time they made presentations. And ot was finded out the motive why she wanted to enter the cooking club.
Hitomi:So, you want to find a recipe who you don't remember?
Yukari:Yes, I asked my mother but she wouldn't tell me.
Kumagawa:[That's unfortunate. Alright, the test start!]
The first one was Yukari. She made the cooking perfect. Althrough, scared of fire, but she made it. There there was tasting.
Hitomi:It's delicious.
Kumagawa:[Hitomi-chan is right. Good job.]
Then there was Ranka. She screwed up big time. Even if Kumagawa was the one with screws. At the end it was...Alright, I don't have any idea what this is. In fact it has blur. Hitomi was scared.
Kumagawa:[I guess I'll make the sacrifice.]
He tasted. It felled like hell. He punched his chest spiting the food with some blood.
Hitomi:Do you need!?
Kumagawa:[No, no. I went through worse.]
Yukari then tasted the food made by Ranka. He eyes where glowing with happiness.
Yukari:This is it! I remember now. The food I tasted when I was little. It was poop.
Kumagawa:[Ah, that explains it. Well, it was horible, but it had fellings. You both are accepted. Congratulations!]
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Minus and animals
FanfictionKumagawa make his way to Seiton Academy. What the students don't know is that this human is much more dangerous than anithing they ever know. Let's see this smiling nihilist and his harem of different species.