Interview

Interview with Lucietta and Cecelia Stuart

Questionnaire: You two girls are sisters, correct?

Luci: That is correct. We are identical twins, actually.

Cece: These are not the droids you’re looking for.

L: Cece! Snap out of it and listen up!

Q: Well, then… Lucietta, what is your job in Manevola?

L: I’m second in command-

C: I’m third!

L: -which means whenever Leo is gone or unwell, I am responsible for making sure that everything runs smoothly.

C: Sometimes it doesn’t, but that’s usually because of me.

L: I also occasionally teach classes at ETAM, the school that trains Manevola’s warriors.

C: Last week, when Luci was teaching, I brought water balloons to class-

L: Where she is not allowed to be! Literally, I had her banned from ETAM’s campus.

C: Be quiet Luci, this is my story. Anyway, the girls and I had an awesome water balloon fight-

L: They were filled with mud, so, yeah…

C: Oh, go taste the rainbow!

Q: Excuse me-

C: Yesterday I made frosting.

Q: Okay, well, let me ask you-

C: Except I accidentally dumped a gallon of syrup into the bowl.

L: What on Earth…

C: I ate it anyway. Want to know what it did to my insides?

L: Cecelia, get off the table!

C: And so I was dancing like this, but the pink and green monkey-baboon didn’t like my shoes, so you see I had to wring his-

L: Look, I’m really sorry about this-

C: -Remember to brush! And then he died. It was tragic.

Q: …Luci, would you please give us some insight on-

C: TASTE THE RAINBOW, MORTAL ENEMY!

L: Cece, put down the knife. Stop threatening the nice lady- CECELIA!

Q: This is insanity. I quit!

C: That’s right, you serpent, go crawl off and die somewhere! But remember this… I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!