THE COCONUT SONG

(A/n: rose not from Blackpink)

"ahem!" rose says to get everyones attention baekhyun, kai, chanyeol, suho, zion, brandon, austin, jungkook, taehyung, jimin, and yoongi all stopped  talking. "what" yoongi said "im gonna sing a beautiful song to you. i sang this song to my dad once and he whent to his room crying because this song is so meaningful and powerful. please listen closly"  she says dramatically "everyone grabe your tissues"  everyone listened and grabbed their tissues out of no where "this is so stupid" brandon says "NO ITS NOT" rose yelled at brandon "ahem" she clears her throat once more

  "the coconut nut is a big big nut the the delicous nut is not a nut its a cocofruit (its a cocofruit) from the coco tree (from the coco tree) from the coco palm tree family!!" 

jimin was so sad he fell on the floor crying yoongi's nose was bleeding because his kinks were coconuts and he liked to jerk of to coconut porn. Jungkook pissed his pants because he was so jungshook that a coconut wasint a nut and it was a fruit but he was a coconut himself!! he also found out that yoongi watches coconut porn. jimin jumped up off the floor "BABE HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON ME WITH A COCONUT?!" everyone gasped brandon and zion just gut up and walked out done with all this bullcrap, austin and taehyung liked the song so much the y jumped up started running around in circles, screaming the lyrics to the coconut song, baekhyun, and suho just dropped to the floor and died because the song was the beautifulest. chanyeol got up and pushed rose to the floor and hit her head/cracked her head open and died. everyone in the room that was alive  all at the same time rushed out the door to were brandon and zion were and they all agreed that none of this happened

The epilogue

two years after that crackhead scenario  rose is still dead, along with baekhyun and suho, still dead. jimin became a gay stripper, yoongi became a coconut porn star, kai became a gay porn star/modle, jungkook taehyung and austin all joined a circus, brandon and austin became prostitutes and lastly but not least  chanyeol became a hot monkey.

THE END

(A/n: this is literally the only story i have ever finished why is that? Idk dont ask me 😂😂 im sorry that you read this)