Dork Diaries

Friday, January

As Mom stopped the car, I scrunched up my face like I had just seen something dogs do that most people don't wanna see.

Here I was standing in front of a GIANT sized school with gossipy, mean girls and adorable cute boys. I vomited and...

"NOOO!!!" I shrieked with horror. I broke into a cold sweat realizing that today was gonna be my first day at WCD!! Great way to start my horribly crappy morning!!

I got dressed in my most new outfit - a cute white shirt that had a Paul Frank image on it, a blue zip up hoodie, and denim shorts with white details on it.

Then went downstairs slowly like a snail carrying a box of..umm....PINEAPPLES!

"Miss Penelope is really hungry, Mommy! What's for BREKKIE!!??"

Mom put two boxes of cereal on the table and smiled cheerily. "Well..I do hope your first day at school goes well, Nikki honeybunch, and a good day wants good brekkie, so eat up!"
"Thanks Mom"
I eyed the two boxes of cereals
I did ABSOLUTELY NOT like them because:
1. They were from Brianna which means;
2. They were Princess Sugar Plum cereals and
3. PSP cereals taste like sugar grinded on chocolate and melted on extra sweet cupcakes which means
4. THEY'RE TOO SWEET!

MORE crap luck :(
Can this morning get any horribly peskier?
Yes!!!! :( !!
Because I had to eat a whole bowl of PSP cereal! It was like eating dead sweetened cockroaches!
Don't get me wrong or anything, I LOVE my Mom and all, but sometimes I think she should ask what I want.

After that, I got my hair up in a ponytail.
"NIKKI! Miss Penelope says-- what's that? Oh oh ok! She says-- NO. Oh Nikki! She says she wants to do your hair, I'm saying NO but she won't stop it"
I hesitated. Brianna has done rotteningly rotten stuff to my hair before, and I wasn't gonna let her mess it up again.
"Sorry Bri, but..I've got my first day at school today, and, I don't wanna look like a.. Crow?"
But Brianna started brushing it anyway.
"BRIANA!!! N--my hairtie..."
"Excuse moi?"
"Brianna! Please leave my hair alone"
"Wut? 'ose Bri-anna?"
"Stop pretending!!"
"Nikki, Dah-ling? Do not wurry! I'm going to make your hair perfect!"
So I sat there like a usual dork wanting to:
1. Take all my stuff;
2. And run away!!
Ugh!

When Brianna was done, she showed me.
OMG my hair looked SO cool! It was clipped in a barrette and had all this sparkly stuff.
"Zo...wut do you dink Dah-ling" said Brianna.
"Awesome thanks Brianna!"

So I went downstairs, clearly not ready for school! There were our identical backpacks.
During the holidays, Mum thought if we had everything the same it'd be sister-like.
And of-course she had to buy baby pink backpacks with unicorns on it.
I picked up the heaviest backpack and realized this is mine because Brianna literally gets nothing in her PlaySchool.

Soon we were in the car and dropped Brianna off.
I doubled check to see if I'd taken my lucky pen. But as I zipped open the bag I was:
1. Flabbergasted
2. Worried
3. Extra FLABBERIED!
I had taken Brianna's bag by accident!!
OH NOOOOO!!

:( why does this stuff happen to me??
I can't tell mum or she'll tell me off for being
1. A poor role model to Brianna
2. Irresponsible
3. Poor attidudity (the new word she made up)

When I arrived, I said bye to Mom and ran to the administration office.
"Oh Kenz, you KNOW you and Brandon will make a romantically cute couple" a girl with Blonde curls and Blue eyes said staring at ANOTHER Blonde with ICY blue eyes that said "I'm the Mean-Popular"

I stumbled upon and found my voice.
"Um.. Do you know administrational number for 10342?"
"Ye-es, here, your-wait you're in our class!!" She handed me my timetable.
"Um-yeah.."
"See ya"
"Bye"
I walked out and took my stuff to set my locker. As I did I heard ENDLESS giggles!
As I was heading to my locker, I saw a SUPER-CUTE guy!! OMG he was the EXACT same has Austin Mahone!!
I blushed profusely as he smiled. "Hi, I'm Brandon, I saw you at enrollment day..you're in my class" handsomely, he brushed away his shaggy curls.

All this staring and brushing hair out seemed to go on like, FOREVER!

"Um, would you like me to help with your locker?"
"Why nooooot?? I mean---sure, thanks" I giggled and blushed like a tomato!
As I pulled my bag I realized that I had bought Brianna's bag instead of mine!!!

"Umm.. You know what? Maybeee.. Umm.."
"You forgot your stuff?"
"Yeeeeeaah.."

Then I heard clicks of heels and jingles.
"BUH-RAAANDOONNN!! Oh you found that new girl"
"Yeah, her name's Brianna"
Wait oh noo! He thinks I'm Brianna cos' of Brianna's backpack!!
"Actually-"
"Hi Pee-riana"
"I gotta go" Brandon rushed away.

"Listen Maxwell, leave that boy alone he's mine, and always will be. He doesn't like losers like you anyways! Losers who put ketchup and mayo on their hair anyway!" The mean girl and the administration receptionist cackled and walked away.
I sighed.. This is WCD life..
Gotta finish this entry LATER!