Dork Diaries

Still thursday

So.. My plan pretty much was worthless because of the chocolate truffles. :(

Anyways, I HAD to go to Mackenzie's house because my Mom practically forced me to. :/

I decided to wear a white tank, a checked miniskirt and some converse. (which Miss Penelope decorated by writing "nikki has cooties" all over them) so I had to spend 20 minutes rubbing the stuff off.

Why wasn't I born as an only child?? :(

So, after that we drove to Mackenzie's house.

We arrived 3 "oh this is the wrong way" 's later..

Mackenzie's house looked HUGE compared to ours.

"Is this Princess Sugar Plum's house?"
Brianna asked.
"No.. It's snobby lipgloss addicted diva's house" I muttered.

Brianna ran to the frontstep, where Mackenzie was lipglossinating herself.

"Hi snobby lipgloss addicted diva!!"
Brianna shouted.
Mum turned red.
Mrs Hollister smiled.

"Oh just in time""
Mum walked over and chatted to Mrs.Hollister.

Mackenzie was still applying 100 layers of Cherry Chupa Chup flavoured lipgloss.

She gave me the evil eye.

So i said.
"Mackenzie, do you have sunglasses? Cuz it would be a LOT less stressing to see your face AND the eyes together"

But I said it in my head so nobody heard it but me.

"Oh, if it isn't Queen Dork" she jeered.

Brianna looked at me questioningly.
"Hi Queen Snobby Lipgloss Addicted Diva! Can I have an autograph?"
Brianna jumped up and down excitedly like she was meeting Ariana Grande.

Mackenzie took out a scented tissue and kissed on it, then she gave it to Brianna and applied 150 more coats of lipgloss.

How much TERRIBLY, MAJORLY, SELFISHLY DRAMA QUEEN-Y can she be?!?!?

"Um, Nikki, maybe you should go up to Amanda's room, you belong there...The baby stiff suits you well!"

I can't believe that girl!
She is filled with nothing but self-love, snobalicious-ness and Diva-ness.

She pushed me so I decided I might as well go.

I climbed up a hundred stairs and found 5 different rooms. I opened a VERY PINK one and went inside it.

I realized this was actually Mackenzie's room..
I looked at her dresser where there were about a HUNDRED DIFFERENT lipglosses including the Baby Blue Banana and Caramel Cookie!
I couldn't help myself and opened every drawer of the dresser. Until I found something I couldn't help taking...

What was it?????

MACKENZIE'S DIARY!!