1. get ur cat to sit in front of u as still as possible.
2.Eye level ur cat.
3.Focus on ur cat pupils and clear ur mind.
4.Breathe in and out once very deeply.
5.With ur index and middle fingers from ur writing hand, tap on ur cats head 3 times.
6.Chant this while staring deep into ur cats pupils:"Tail of a rat, wing of a bat, allow this cat, to chit chat."
7.Wait for 7 mins and ur cat will start talking. It will mostly understand u.