Jahvie oneshots

Build-A-Bear Trips

"Jayy please!" Dahvie whined.

"No Dahvie, you do not need a build-a-bear." Jayy sternly said back.

"But, pleeeeaaaase." He said pulling the cutest puppy dog eyes ever. He had no make-up on so his eyes looked even wider.

"No." Jayy said trying not to look at Dahvie's face.

"Jayy." Dahvie said pulling on Jayy's shirt making him look at him. Dahvie stuck out his bottom, and his eyes started watering.

"God dammit, you know I cant resist that face. Fine."

"Yay! I love you Jayy-Jayy." Dahvie gushed, hugging Jayy.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lets go. Ally!" Jayy yelled.

"Yessh?" Ally called from the living room.

"Dahvie and I are going to the mall!"

"Oh....okay! Can you get me some new shoes from Journeys?"

"Do you think I'm made of money you two?" Jayy asked to Dahvie and Ally.

"But Jayy! They're Batman converse!" Ally said walking into Jayy and Dahvie's room.

"Yeah, how bout...no?"

"Don't make me do the Dahvie face." Ally threatened.

"Fine." Jayy said giving in.

"Yay! I promise I'll pay you back." She squealed.

"Okay, now we're leaving. Let's go Dahvie." Jayy said holding out his hand for Dahvie to take.

Once they were in the mall, they started heading for Build-A-Bear. Jayy put his arm around Dahvie, and Dahvie snuggled close into him.

"Sheesh, people keep staring like they've never seen a gay couple before." Dahvie giggled.

"No, I think it's the fact that two grown gay men are walking into Build-A-Bear Workshop." Jayy giggled too.

"Uhm, hello?" The women who was working there said.

"Hi!" Dahvie practically squealed.

"Are you here to make something for uh, your niece...?"

"Nope, it's for me!" Dahvie happily said.

"Uh, let's get started then...?" The lady said a little confused.

"Do you have any Hello Kitty ones?" Dahvie asked while rummaging through the unstuffed animals.

"Yes, they're in the back. I'll go get it."

"Thank you so much!"

"Someones excited?" Jayy smirked.

"Duh! I'm gonna make my own Hello Kitty!" Dahvie gushed. While Jayy and Dahvie were talking, the lady came back with a limp Hello Kitty.

"Eeep!" Dahvie squealed. The last gave Jayy a look that said 'Whyareyouwiththisdude?' and Jayy just gave the 'BitchIwillfuckingcutyou.' look.

"Okay, so first you need to stuff it." The lady said showing Dahvie to a machine where the cotton was swirling around. She took the tube attached to it and handed it to Dahvie.

"Okay, so just take the nozzle and stick it in there. Yup, right there." The lady explained. Jayy had to bite his lower lip from bursting out into laughter. Dahvie was to busy with his Hello Kitty to notice how dirty the lady's sentence sounded.

"Now you pick a heart." She said pointing to a whole box filled with small fabric hearts. Dahvie picked up the first one he saw. "Make a wish."

"What if I already have everything I want?" Dahvie said looking lovingly at Jayy. Jayy blew a kiss toward him and he pretended to catch it. The lady just awkwardly stood there.