M, actually.

"Me too, Em"

        It was 1 in the afternoon when I awoke on the island in my kitchen, spliff in hand and Vodka bottle in other. I sat up, my head pounding so loudy it could only have come from the source of one thing; a hangover. But I didn't drink last night I thought to myself, or did I? Confused and really craving Lucky Charms, I guided myself to my pantery and began pouring myself a bowl of cereal before realizing the carton of charms was empty. Well isn't that fucking faannntastic! I thought to myself once more. Now I was going to have to go out, get gas, pay for not only my breakfast but the twins and then probably pick up Cassie. I made my way past my living room and half way to the stairs when... What the fuck? I retraced my steps back to the living room to find my couch literally upside down, Jason lying in bare underwear with one arm around Kathy, who was only in bra and underwear, and Kat, whose make up was all over her face and pants unbottoned. Did I miss something? Come to think of it I couldn't really remeber anything from last night after Jason urging me to take one sip of beer. I made my way over to the three sleeping beauties and whispered "Wakey wakey loves" to which all three of them returned with a moan.

        "Emma, its saturday morning. Let me sleep in!" pleaded Kat

        "Yeah, honestly babes, don't ruin my game with these two" smirked Jason, his grasp around both of them tightening. Almost in sync, Kat and Kathy's eyes both sprung open as they jumped up from their sleeping positions. 

        "Jason!! You complete and utter fucking twat!" Scram Kathy as Kat chimed in with "God, what a fucking perv!"

        "Don't lie to yourselves loves, that was the best sleep you've ever had. And i'm always open for another little threesome." winked Jason as the twins squirmed with disgust.

        I interrupted them saying, "Hey uh, does anyone remember if I did anything dumb last night?" 

        Silence.

        "No guys, really. I don't remember anything."

        "Uhh well.." Kathy began, Jason elbowed her gesturing her to shut up. 

        "NOpe ! Nothing." Interrupted Kat "We better go eat i'm starving. Em, you drive" That was weird. I was about to protest and make them spill until I was interrupted by the growling of my stomach. 

        "Alright we can go, but you're going tp have to tell me eventually."

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        The whole car ride there and back was unusually silent. No one said a word except for Jason's occasional being a nuisance. I had decided that maybe they were all too hungover to have much of a conversation, but in the back of my mind I kept replaying that "Uhh well..". The way Kathy's voice raised about 7 octaves in that first Uhh definitely indicated something was up. 

        When we reached my house again after dropping Jason off it was already around 3, meaning we had about 6 to 7 hours to get ready. As soon as I walked in the house I was greeted by my sister standing by the door. 

        "Well hello, where have you been? I'm starving and there's no --" I shoved a rolled up brown bag from Panna in her face before she could finish her sentence. 

        "You're welcome little shit. Now be a doll and leave me alone, I have a headache."

        "Mmm, might have something to do with that empty Vodka bottle you left on the kitchen counter. Would be a shame if mom and dad found out." Cassie said smiling at me. 

        "Would also be a shame if they found out about you staying out all last night, not even calling me while you were slutting it up with your little boy toy." I smiled back.