The lonely Ravioli x Pancake

Embrace for impact

Once upon a time there was a very lonely and very handsome ravioli. He was lonely. His name was Oli and he was lonely.

One day Oli was at the supermarket picking up some humans for his very lonely dinner. By himself. That was when he met the most handsome pancake ever. He pasta by him in the redheads aisle, and dropped a candy Nokia, which broke the floor. The pancake looked at Oli, and then shushed him and ran away. Oli decided to follow him home.

First Oli had to wait for the pancake to pay for his chubby child. They were on sale this week! Then the pancake got in his Grillari so Oli got in his Alfredo Romeo. They had a really high speed chase where they only totalled seven other cars. Finally they arrived at the pancakes house.

The pancake waffled his way through the door with a crowbar. Oli followed the pancake, his heart boiled with love.

"Hey," he said from the shadows.

"Hello," said the pancake not even looking up from his Mack and Cheese.

"Wassap," he hollered nervously.

"Just making some dinner"

"Whatcha making?"

The pancake turns around and judo flips Oli into the wall. "Well I found a lovely Blond human named Mack so I'm making some Mack and cheese," he said calmly. "Now what are you doing in my gingerbread house."

"Getting judo flipped. Obviously 🙄 "

"Fair point, fair point lunch Boi," the pancake smirked.
"Straight into the nicknames I see?" Oli winked.

"I'm not sure straight is a word that usually applies to me," replied the pancake. "So what is your name, lunch Boi?"

"The names Ravi. OLI Ravi. My friends would call me lonely Oli, If I had any. You?"

"Trevoghpr, spelt T-r-e-v-o-g-h-p-r, but the g, h, and p are silent," replied Trevoghpr as he sprinkled some cheese on his dinner and put it in the gammawave. Then he sat down on the floor in a puddle of stuff, next to a pile of rotting children bones.

"You want something to eat? I've got some leftover cat eyes?" Asked Troveghpr

"I'm good," said Oli impatiently as he kicked some dead rat bones around with his feet, that were very lonely.

"Your feet look very lonely." Trevoghpr looked concerned. The gammawave screamed in pain and eggony, luckily Trevoghpr made a beeping noise every time it swore. Trevoghpr then took his Mack and cheese out of the gammawave and dumped it on the floor.