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Jake always like comes up next to me and puts his head on my shoulder and stares at me in attempts to creep me out. And he likes being an ostrich/Turkey and I always have to 'hug' him to get him to stop chasing jazzy.

TO BE CLEAR I DO NOT HUG HIM, I AM THE OSTRICH/TURKEY WRANGLER AND I HAVE TO MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T HURT HUMAN BEEEEEAAAANNNNNSSSSS

Duh

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