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❝SO DO YOU PREFER ROPE OR HANDCUFFS?❞ the question that i have been longing to ask finally came out of my mouth. Standing there flustered is none other than the infamous local nerd Kim Namjoon. This guy was known as the genius, being the only one who got majority 100% on its test and exam, he is considered as the teacher's pet because of his personality and attitude but for me I felt otherwise. I always have a feeling that this man standing infront of me has more to his side. Something that would make everyone question their existence. I swear this type of man makes me go feral.
❝Uh, I-❞ namjoon stutters as he pushed his spectacle. I lean against the tree behind the school waiting for him to reply. Seeing namjoon getting all flustered and blushing riled me up. I want more. Something about him makes me feel squeasy and excited.
❝OI SHITHEAD, WHERE WERE YOU?!❞ my friend, Rene ask. Her red face indicates how furious and tired she was. I mean who wouldn't? i'm literally talking to her crush right now. I swear her taste in man is as poor as my grades. I huff a sigh, clearly irritated at the fact that this woman interrupted my very important meeting to this sacred man. ❝What? As you can clearly see i have a very important discussion with this man,❞ I squinted my eyes at her. Why must she appear now out of all time. I walked towards her as I slip my hands inside my skirt's pocket. ❝I swear you're a pain in the ass you know.❞ This woman. How I wish I could tape her mouth.
❝Anyways, Yona is waiting. She said we have something to discuss about the upcoming competition.❞ I scrunch my face. Fuck really i hate this. ❝Delle is at it again. She threw her goddamn laptop again from the window. That roach❞ Rene sigh as we walk towards our 'special' room that was filled with filthy baboons.
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❝You rat. Give me back my dildo before i call the cops.❞ The sound of annoying people blasted through the hallway as Rene and I step into the room.
Bras and underwear were scattered around the floor, papers can be seen in each and every corner of the room. By the way, they are not humans but an animal that needs to be tame. Laying on the sofa is none other than the popular Yona, that shithead doesnt give free fucks to people. Honestly she's the normal one out of the 5 of us. Now that I think about it's pretty true
Sitting on the table instead is none other that eugene. I swear I don't understand how she thinks at all. One time she tried to shove her pencil up areum's ass. Now she's traumatised. Next we have delle trying to reach up for her precious dildo on areum's hands.
❝How do you use this?❞ areum ask with full curiosity.
❝How must I know? that's my mom's dildo.❞ I choked on my salive. Goddamn delle. You don't have to spit that information out.
Suddenly shivers run through my spine and it seems that they all felt it too because the atmosphere suddenly changed. Turning my head around I thought I saw a demon but instead I find Rene seething in anger. Yikes this is bad.
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Let's say we all have a good beating from Rene
❝I've checked the participants and there seems to be a new one. Participants name is RM. Height is 181cm. Age 23. Hmm University student heh but damn his 181cm.❞ Delle smirk while throwing her head back. ❝Thank me for scouting him you asshole.❞ areum boast as she sat on the sofa. Infront of me are papers that contains people's information. Nope we are not doing illegal gathering. Our main objective is to prepare for the next battle that will be happening in my underground club. Again nope, it's not any regular club. It's a club for underground rappers.
My thoughts suddenly wandered as I recall back my interaction with namjoon. I wonder if he knows what ding dong is? Is he that innocent?
❝Haen? haen?❞ I snapped out of my thoughts when i heard eugene calling me. All eyes were train on me as if I accidentally shit on my pants. ❝What's this? haen daydreaming? I guess the original haen is shitty as fuck to the point where they had to replace her.❞ Yona laughed. I swear to god if I have to pick between getting eaten by crocodile or being with this stupid bunch. Damn right i'd be dancing in the crocodile stomach.
❝I think we should end here for awhile. Both my brothers are coming home today.❞ i sigh. Why must they come back today. Suddenly both Eugene's and Areum's eyes sparkle. This horny asshole. ❝Yes, Jaemin and Taehyung are coming to my house today.❞ I rolled my eyes.
❝Can we follow?❞ I've never seen eugene's eyes sparkle that bright but honestly who cares she have this fat ass crush on jaemin same goes to areum.
I nod before exiting the room. This is gonna be fun. I mentally cheered to myself.
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❝NOTES❞
i've never cringed so hard at myself but this is for the desperate hoe swagwan . I make the characters bitchy because its fun lmaoo 👉🏼👈🏼
to end it, all the characters are at a legal age. They are around 19-25. Majority of the characters that was mentioned are real people. STRAYKEEDS yiboos swagwan
Here are some info about the characters!! -
Delle ━ known to be the soft and hard hoe but we all love her. She is the one handling and choosing the participant joining the competition. In short, she is very important because none of us is as organised as she is.
Eugene ━ known to be the hardworking bitch and we all rely on her. She is the one who handles the financial. What does it mean to have a competition without rewards right?
Yona ━ she is the serious one who don't know how to joke but we all admire her because she is always on task. She is in charge of planning the whole event including the decorations.
Rene ━ known to be the annoying fuck that have to always open her mouth to every single problem that we face but she's important because we do not have common sense or logic when problem arise. She is the judge for the competition. Her brother is a rapper. Kind of know why she's a judge.
Areum ━ known to be the curious girl who likes to touch people's belongings. She is in charge of scouting rappers from the internet or from other underground club.
Haen ━ known to be the stupidest of the group. She is basically in charge of the club itself. She was never seen on the club but instead remain hidden in the shadows.
i hope your brain damage when you read this. peace out 🥺😤
