chivalry is dead

Hiya,

My name is Daisy Renton. I am here to tell you the reason that I ,for 11 long years, thought that all doors were automatic. You may be asking "why the hell is that"or "this girl is so fucking weird". So i will answer these questions...

The reason I thought all doors were automatic is because of my now best friend, Robert!

He's dead.

Robert is my brother: only  12 years older than me he died the year I was born,  run over by some drunk privileged kid who got daddy to get them out of it. It wasn't fair but people die all the time is no use crying over them especially when you can still see them. Well i can. It's a' gift' I came into recently . Meaning yes I can now speak to and see my big brother .....*sarcasm* yay. I don't mean to sound like i'm not happy and all that but he is such an overbearing gentleman that I can hardly bear it.

This leads us to our previous point, me thinking all (absolutely all) doors were automatic. My darling ,deranged, debutante , dipshit brother thought it best to open every . single. door. for .me. All of them, apparently at school I was known as 'the witch' when this happened because it would just bloody open. I only realised what was happening when I saw this pasty ass boy opening doors that no one else could see(the boy, not the door's you idiot) when I turned 11, that and i'm not dumb.