I FOUND FUCKING CRONUS! XD

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CRONUS: nowv

CRONUS: as for my song.

CRONUS: ahem.

VRWHISKER: DONT YOU DARRREEE

CRONUS: mustard hotdooooog, boilin' in the pooooot, yellowv and pale, and loooooong

F!MITUNA: -3Y3 7W17CH35-

CRONUS: -wvinks at mituna-

CRONUS: wvant to put it in my mouth, yum yum

F!MITUNA: -D035N7 UND3R574ND WH47 7H3 FUCK 7H15 15 480U7-

CRONUS: stick it onto a bun bun

F!MITUNA: ((0MG0G. CR0NU5 WHY? XDDDDD))

CRONUS: wvhat fuuuuun fun

CRONUS: (( i'm not evwen sorry ))

F!MITUNA: WH475 5UNG 5JFGJN! WHY DU5 Y175 83 50 W3R1RD?

CRONUS: muuuuustard hot dog

CRONUS: a slog a log a fun yum yum

F!MITUNA: -15 JU57..574ND1NG 7H3R3..W0ND3R1NG WH47 4 H07D0G 3V3N 15-

CRONUS: so mit, wvhat'd you think of my song?

F!MITUNA: ....WH45 4 H07D0G?

CRONUS: oh

CRONUS: it's a human food that people sometimes misconstrue for a bulge.

CRONUS: but i wvasn't doing that, of course i wvasn't.

F!MITUNA: -15 JU57 L00K1NG 47 CR0NU5 1N 3X7R3M3 C0NFU510N- WHY W0ULD5N Y0U 51NG 480U7 4 8ULDGH33?

CRONUS: i wvasn't mituna, you just havwe to trust me.

CRONUS: look

CRONUS: wvho's the smarter one?

F!MITUNA: ...M3?

CRONUS: ....

AN: after that...awesome things happened. xD

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 12, 2012 ⏰

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