Funny jokes

Slow snails

One day a man was sat down on the couch when he heard a knock knock at the door so he got off his chair and opened the door and on the porch he saw a snail he picked the snail up and then threw as far as he could and went back inside around three years later he heard another knock at the door and there was that very snail the snail said what the heck was that for you idiot