I'm back peoples

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A/N aight I'm back with another chapter cause I'm bored. so we left off with you being saved that's where were at I'm sorry I didn't update in forever but I am now Jeff- just get it started. Okay okay don't be so pushy Jeff aight it's time to begin.

Y/N pic
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As Poison Ivy carried me through the window I realized what I'd forgotten earlier. Harley still had keys to my apartment/house that's how she got in and kidnapped me. I'm still sad she broke up with me but, she also cheated on me with a super villain, was a villain herself, and kidnapped me. Then I realized wait isn't Poison Ivy a villain. I'ma ask her "Aren't you a villain like you and Batman have fought before.". Then she looked at me and said "Well I used to be a villain but, now me and Batman have kind of made up and, I decided I would help people with him to keep my babies safe.". It took me a second before in confusion I asked "Wait a second, babies? You have kids?" she replied with "Oh no no no I was talking about my plants.". I breathed a sigh of relief. I mean I'm sad about Harley but, I think I might like Poison Ivy.

Eventually she got us to the roof of a nearby building but, she didn't set me down immediately and just kinda held me and, then I realized wait she has nothing under her jacket I'm literally pressed against her boobs my face flushed in embarrassment. I think she noticed because she set me down and started to speak "So I guess we should just wait here for Batman." I just replied with an ok and kinda rambled somewhat of a thank you.

Poison Ivy pov (i bet you've been waiting for this also were going a little back in time)
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I brought us to a building I was about to set this woman down but I hesitated a bit she was so beautiful I didn't wanna have to set her down. I after a few seconds noticed her face was red and, I thought about it for a second then I realized it was probably because I had nothing under my jacket so, I set her down then I said "So I guess we should just wait here for Batman.". She said "Ok and by the way thank you for you know saving me back there uh by the way my name is uh Y/N but you can call me whatever you want.". She was so adorable I couldn't take my eyes of her I told that she didn't have to thank me and that I liked her name. Then we just kept talking for a bit, I was flirting a lot, while waiting for Batman to show up.

Y/N pov and a bit of a time skip to right before the B man shows up
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Me and Ivy have been talking for a bit waiting for Batman. I couldn't tell but, if I didn't know better I'd think she was flirting with me, despite if she was or wasn't I was still blushing the whole time, I probably looked like a tomato. Soon enough she got a call it was Batman she told him where we were and after a few minutes he was there.

Batman pov because why the f not
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I called Poison Ivy and she told me where her and the woman were. She said "Were on [building name], and by the way the woman's name is Y/N." I said "Okay thanks see you soon.". As soon as I got there I began speaking to Y/N.
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A/N Okay I'm ending it here cause I'm tired and I've been trying to lucid dream I almost did yesterday and the day before but it was to late and I woke up before I could do anything
Jeff- what were you gonna do
I don't know uh maybe be in literally any universe I'm a fan of.
Jeff- wait you could of actually seen me
Uh yeah
Jeff- woah
I mean I could be gone anywhere Steven universe, hazbin hotel, eddsworld I even knew I was in a dream because of one of the .ore grotesque ways to test it
Jeff- wait what'd you do
I checked to see if my skin stretched forever
Jeff- well that's nasty I'm gonna go throw up
Whatever you baby... anyways bye my demons and angels 👌😄.

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