Madara: WHY ARE WE HERE.
Shisui: Becau-I don't even know.
Itachi: We're here because Ichigo told us to come.
Shisui: Why?
Sasuke: To kill us
Obito: For what
Itachi: Look we'll ask Ichigo as soon as she get here.
Ringo: But she said not to ask questions when she gets here.
Madara: Why
Ringo: I don't know
Obito: It's just a question I'm sure nothing will happen if we ask her
Sasuke: ...
Shisui: We're going to die aren't we
Ringo: Maybe
Obito: What
Madara: What do you mean by maybe
Shisui: Wow before I can even touch a woma-
Itachi: Everyone calm down she probably has something to tell us
Sasuke: Or she's dead
Izuna: maybe she did die on the way over here
Madara: That would be a blessing from god even if he hates me
Shisui: Please tell me she's dead
Obito: I hope
Sasuke: Please take her Jesus
Ringo: WHY ARE YOU ALL SMILING
Sasuke: We're not smiling...we cry like this
Ringo: you all are sick and twisted
Itachi: She's not dead
Madara: Then what's taking her so long
Sasuke: I'm telling you she might be dead
Shisui: Let's just go with the theory she's dead
Ringo: How did we get on the topic death
Shisui: Sasuke
Itachi: She's not dead
Madara: THEN WHAT THE HELL IS IT THEN
Izuna: WE DONE CAME ALL THE OVER HERE
Obito: She might be in the room with us
Everyone: ...
Shisui: Now I got pee because you said that
Ringo: I don't sense any chakra
Shisui: She's probably hiding it
Madara: Who here agrees to kill her when she gets here
Everyone except Itachi and Ringo: I
Itachi: No one is killing anybody now she said she wants to see us so let's change the subje-
Ringo: Itachi what's wrong
Itachi: oh damn
Shisui: oh fuck
Sasuke: oh shit
Obito: Holy fuck
Izuna: What the hell
Ringo: What's wrong guys tell me
Madara: DAMNIT WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU
Ringo: Why are you all silent
Shisui: SHE'S IN HERE I KNOW IT
Sasuke: she's in here right now?
Ringo: I sense chakra but it doesn't seem like her-
Madara: Just like a disease it spreads
Izuna: Madara I don't think that's the case
Itachi: Ringo what's wrong
Ringo: i forgot to tell that she has a high sense of hearing
Everyone: damn
Shisui: S-s-so she heard everything we said
Ringo: yes she heard everything
Obito: everything
Ringo: everything
Shisui: Well shit we're dead
Itachi: No we're not she'll probably forgive us
Ichigo: Maybe
Izuna: WHAT THE FUCK
Madara: MOTHERFUCK-
Sasuke: I SHOULD BEAT YOUR ASS FOR THAT
Shisui: BITCH
Obito: WHEN THE HELL
Itachi: ...
Ringo: Hello Ichigo
Ichigo: Hello Ringo
Ichigo: Where did all the talk about death go
Sasuke: UP YOUR ASS
Ichigo: Hello Sasuke
Madara: Don't act stupid
Ichigo: What
Madara: Your slim jim looking ass was standing outside damn door
Ichigo: Yes
Madara: And you didn't say anything
Ichigo: Anything
Sasuke: What a smartass
Ichigo: Meinu
Ringo: Meinu What does that mean
Izuna: Something you'll understand when your older
Ringo: ... But what does it mean
