[REWRITE SOON] Gunrunner - VA X fem reader

Introduction

My admission test was utter bullshit: My capo, Luana Lo Vallo had the great idea of making me smuggle a Tommy gun past airport security from Italy to Germany without any suitcases. I ended up disassembling the whole gun, hiding what I could fit where the sun don't shine, the rest of it in my pockets. How did I get through security? Seduction.

Not really, I threw a random bit of metal on the floor and waited for the security guys to go inspect it and ran past the detectors, its a wonder they didn't notice me, they were really bad at their job. I didn't start seducing people until a few months in.

That was the most uncomfortable hour and a half in my life.

I also nearly broke the flight attendants arm when she tapped me a little too close to a gun filled pocket on the flight.

That was roughly two years ago, and you'll be glad to hear I haven't had to stick any more metal up my cooch, gunrunning for the mafia is a lot more glamorous than that.

But it was too good last.

I, Y/N Ficarra, am being forced to join a new team.